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"Sister and sister, the emperor is dead…"In a Taoist temple, a 16-year-old girl who looked like a prince jumped into the house and shouted.
第247章 二胡版威风堂堂
There is also a Taoist dress in the room, just like a fairy falling into the world, the woman full of dust is trying to improve her words. After hearing this shout, her eyes are a condensation.
任八千听着远处的狗吠声,心里知道这是警察来了?速度还挺快,比自己预料的快多了。
"What happened to such a big event…"The woman in the room was slightly indulgent and gently put the pen aside.
不知道是该说警察破案速度快呢,还是
实力大。
"How do you guess it died?"The girl asked with a wink.
自己虽然没做什么布置,但也换了几次车,警察想要查到自己的路线多少也要废些时间吧?
"Since you ask this, there must be something. I can't guess, you tell me. ”The woman smiled a little and suddenly the room was warmer.
任八千坐在石头上想来想去,自己总不能就这么走了吧?人过留名,雁过留声,自己就算走也要让他们知道自己来过。想到这里他从包里拿出纸笔写了张纸条压在石头上,然后在对方看到自己之前消失在原地。
"You are really boring!"The girl whispered, then loudly and unbelievably said: "It is stinky!"
半天后,才有一队警察跟在警犬后面来到此处,见到一张纸条,上面的字迹跟鸡爪子挠出来似的,好半天才辨认出上面的几个字:“同志们辛苦了。”
"Smelly dead…"The woman in the room heard the answer and was shocked. This kind of death is a shocking experience.
众人看清纸条上的字后暴跳如雷,所有人都是咬牙切齿,这凶徒实在太胆大,太嚣张了,这简直就是挑衅。
"Guess who did it?"The girl asked again.
然而接下来警犬就只在这附近转,再也闻不到一点
,仿佛人就在这里消失了一般。
"Can't guess."The woman still smiles and shakes her head.
几百警力在山上搜了五天,最后连根汗毛也没找到。
"You have seen it!"
只有那张纸条让所有人都咬牙切齿,发誓一定要把这家伙捉拿归案。
“……”The woman just looked at her gently, and said nothing, but a couple of minutes of kung fu girls could not hold on, and looked blank: "Forget it, tell you, it is the little white face of Qi Zixiao!"
……
"Ahhhh…"The woman opened her mouth slightly, revealing a surprised expression, and her thoughts suddenly floated to the pair of men and women who met in the mountains a little later than last year.
“唉——!”任八千一回到
又开始长吁短叹了,东西往地上一扔,拿出二胡,一首闻者伤心的《月亮惹得祸》传出去让外面的侍卫一个个跟见了鬼似。
This woman is naturally Li Yuanzhu, and the girl is Ning Qing.
“我承认都是二胡惹的祸,那样的夜色太美你太温柔……”
Ning Qing’s figure has been a little taller this year, and the baby’s fat on his face has been reduced a little. It seems to have fallen a lot more than a year ago.
一曲唱完,任八千才感觉心里的郁结减轻一点,自己没招谁没惹谁的,就这么撇家舍业成了通缉犯,还在山上躲躲藏藏了两天,饿了酱牛肉,渴了二锅头,不可谓不凄惨。
"I saw that guy last year knew that it was not a good person. I didn't expect to make such a bad thing!" Waiting to see him again, I must be good-looking. ”Ning Qing remembered Ren Baqian and was indignant. He looked down and saw that he could grow up a lot this year.
唉声叹气半天,任八千洗把脸换身衣服跑去见
。
Li Yuanzhu’s appearance is also a laugh, but the man is really unrecognizable. No one has ever said this to himself.
“陛下,你放在家里的衣服都没了。”任八千一见
就长吁短叹。
At the beginning of Ren Baqian: "She has a chest bigger than you!"But let her both remember deeply.
眉毛直接就立起来了,那些衣服有不少她还是挺喜欢的。而且朕的东西也有人敢动?
"What is going on?"Li Yuanzhu thought for a moment.
“连房子都没了。”
"I heard that the Imperial Palace was suddenly covered by a stench, and then the old emperor was smoked. I really don't know what kind of smell can kill the old emperor…"Ning Qing looked curious.
“怎么回事?”
冷声问道,从语气就能听出来她现在不高兴,而且很不高兴。
As the female emperor said, Ren Baqian is indeed famous.
“臣大意了啊,没想到对方上次袭击自己之后没收手,直接堵到臣家里了。臣无奈之下将对方击杀,不过臣也因此成了通缉犯,现在有家不能归,还要终日东躲西藏。好在臣在逃亡的路上见到乐器店,想起臣答应陛下带二胡回来,这几日连逃命时都没敢丢掉。好在终于安然回来了!不过再回去的时候恐怕又要被追捕!”
Still very famous.
任八千一脸的委屈,适时把二胡拿出来,这次总算没忘了。
Hundreds of stink bombs exploded in the palace that day, almost covering the entire palace, and the Xia Emperor directly suffocated the past.
见他的样子心中一软,道:“算了,你回来就好,下次朕和你一起去,看看他们能如何。”
In the palace, there is no way to live in it. Almost all the cockroaches have moved out, as if they were fleeing.
任八千现在没了拉威风堂堂的心情,拉二泉映月的心情倒是有。
Only leaving some eunuchs and guards in the palace feels like they are going to die at any time, while sticking to their position – cleaning up the palace.
好在
也没提,算是很体谅他。
It was not until seven days later that the taste of the palace began to ease.
过了两天后任八千的心情总算是好了,毕竟事情已经到这地步在那唉声叹气也没用。
The body of Xia Huang has been bad for the past six months, and it has been so tossed, and it took two days to kill.
被通缉,对于现在的任八千来说,还真不是什么太严重的事情。
It is impossible to say that the Xia Emperor is stinky. If that makes the world laugh at the big teeth, it can’t be said that it is seriously ill, and the big things in the palace can’t stand.
自己两三天就能传送一次,再次出现又要十天左右了,对方想要抓自己并不容易。而且就算被抓了,只要没被当场击毙,到时候带着
回去直接越狱就行。
In the end, the Manchu dynasty was summed up, and it was declared that Xia Huang was murdered and poisoned.
只是在国内是呆不了了,只能到国外去了。
At the same time, Daxia is also prepared to use this opportunity to transfer domestic contradictions and transfer the attention of the people to the murderer who poisons the Xia Emperor, and take this opportunity to win the opportunity to breathe.
其实也不是没办法,比如去某整容大国做个整容,改头换面。
However, the next morning, countless flyers were posted on the emperor.
不过
看到“整张脸焕然一新”的自己会是什么反应就不好说了。
"The killer Ren Baqian!"These big characters are naturally made by Suqing. He pondered for a long time, "Ren Baqian", "Ren Baqian", no matter which sounds awkward, and he is afraid that Ren Baqian will find him trouble.
任八千想了想,自己还是继续顶着这张脸逃亡吧。
After this time, he was terrible Ren Baqian looking for an opportunity to retaliate against himself.
第三天任八千和
坐在花园里,是一个阳光明媚的上午。
Finally, the word "killer Ren Baqian" was used.
远处的
还有两个侍卫都是好奇的看着任八千手中拿着的那个模样古怪的东西,心里不停的猜测他要做什么。
The Daxia folks first wondered who Ren Baqian was, and then remembered Qi Zixiao's little white face. He was poisoned to tens of thousands of people and immediately realized. Coupled with the ancient martial arts in the great summer before the ancient race, immediately crowded.
脸上也是满满的期待了。
Especially in the secret efforts of some people, the folk winds have almost all aimed at Da Yao.
二胡演奏是什么样子的,她也不知道。不过任八千说要演奏给她听,她就充满了期待,心里还有一点小甜蜜。
It is a shame to know that this is the emperor of Daxia, who was poisoned. If you do not report this hatred, what is the face of the court?
任八千摆好姿势,脸上满满的自信,小胡仙版本的威风堂堂自己可是经过苦练的,然后深呼一口气……
This is the turn of the big summer court scalp numb.
当二胡拉着的娇喘一出来,
浑身鸡皮疙瘩立刻就起来了,眼睛也瞪圆了。
Because they know that this is really what Ren Baqian did.
周围的侍卫更是小腹一紧,一脸见了鬼的神色,这是什么玩意儿?
Even if Ren Baqian is in the big Yao, even if Ancient Race has no strength, he will send so many things into the Summer Palace.
给人的感觉就跟任八千手上二胡成精了似的,娇喘一声接着一声,充满了魔性。
But the cylinders that remain in the palace indicate the identity of the owner of this thing, and must be Ren Baqian.
如果评价的话,那就是骚,简直太骚了。
This exquisite thing is different from the explosive melons that have appeared on the battlefield, but they have the same style.
任八千手指纷飞,一脸陶醉,周围人呆若木鸡。随着乐曲进展,曲子总算稍微正常了那么一点,可哪怕是高潮时的欢快节奏也充满了妖里妖气。
But the Daxia court now wants to do more rest and recuperation, instead of immediately picking up the sleeves and killing with Ancient Race, and killing the brain.
然后,一二三四,娇喘再来一遍。
However, the current folk trends are also a kind of pressure for them. At the same time, this incident has indeed angered the imperial court. The military generals have almost the same attitude as the private sector.
手上一用力,直接就把面前的石桌抓下来一块,而自己却毫无所觉。
In addition, it is the Prince of the Great Summer. He still has a bunch of brothers in his eyes. If the first thing he did after he ascended the throne is not to avenge the Xia Emperor, then the reaction of all parties can be imagined.
她是真的被惊住了。
Therefore, after a short period of chaos, for various reasons, Da Xia has unanimously agreed whether he is willing or not. This must be reported.
脸上带着震惊以及一点点的茫然。
At the same time, the entire summer began to operate, and the orders for conscription and tax increase and grain collection were quickly passed down.
哪怕在面对九层阁的时候她都没有过这么大的心神波动,往日平静如同湖泊的内心此时就跟发生了山崩海啸一般,随着二胡的声音片刻都平静不下来。
At the same time, there are too many people to know about this matter. After all, there are too many people in the palace, and the emperor has nearly a million people. The real cause of death of Xia Huang is also spread in some people's ears, especially those who are well-informed.
听着那一声声娇喘额头上都开始暴起青筋。
Ren Baqian also has a new nickname in some of the population – the stinky emperor…
和
早就呆住了,两人张大嘴看着任八千,一脸的惊悚。
On the one hand, because Ren Baqian really stinks an emperor…On the one hand, it also refers to the power of the palace's stench…
那几个侍卫脸上跟便秘似的,浑身都在打哆嗦。
Su Qing was very pleased to pass Ren Baqian's new nickname to him with a secret letter.
还没等任八千将自己的得意曲目演奏完,石桌上已经在一块一块往下掉碎石和石屑了。
When Ren Baqian received the letter, his face was black, which was not as good as the previous poison.
下意识的手指头在上面抓啊抓啊,厚半尺的石桌桌面有小半个都没影了。
The female emperor laughed and laughed a little, this thing is really fun. In addition, the fact that Xia Baidu was stinky is also worthy of her happiness. Even if the order is to inform the members of the DPRK and the Central Committee, they will celebrate the evening.
任八千最后只是拉到一半就戛然而止,让他一脸意犹未尽。因为小胡仙版本的只到这里,据说是小胡仙的邻居砸门闯进去了,自然就没有后面的部分了。
Then the news that Xia Baidu was stinky died with the release of the female emperor. I don’t know how many people laughed and sucked.
任八千觉得自己演奏者曲子从来没这么顺畅,这么投入过,今天简直是超水平发挥。睁开眼睛一脸献宝的看着
,咦,陛下你额头怎么有青筋?
The emperor of Daxia was stinky, and this is a big joke.
一把抢过二胡甩手如同暗器一般甩出几十米远扔给侍卫,咬牙切齿道:“给朕将此物镇压到皇宫前广场下面。”
"Smelly emperor, how did you smother the summer worm?"At the dinner, Tong Zhenye got a look at Ren Baqian.
的那颗少女心碎的跟一地玻璃碴子似的,万能胶都粘不上了。
"Do you want to know?"Ren Baqian turned black and then looked at it with ill will.
两个侍卫如蒙大赦,话都不留一句就提着二胡狂奔出去了。
"I really want to…"Copper Zhenye touched his beard, but he still couldn’t put up his exuberant curiosity.
任八千:……
Ren Baqian, watching other people look at him with a look of sorrow, there is an impulse to throw a skunk in the banquet.
——————————
But think about it, you have to be killed by the female emperor.
PS,二胡版威风堂堂可以百度搜索威风堂堂二胡版,然后在哔哩哔哩看。
Then the negative test said: "You will wait for me outside the city tomorrow, who else wants to know that you can go together, I will show you!"
第二更
Copper shocked the Ren Baqian half-sound: "You want to hang an old man!"
(本章完)
Ren Baqian swears in his heart that this old fox is not like the Ancient Race.
"But the old man still can't wait for curiosity, and he will wait for the emperor outside the city tomorrow."The copper field is hesitant and still firm.
He really wants to know what the smell of the Xiahuang can be stinky, isn't it stinking? Can you still smother your Supreme Heaven?
Just like canned squid, so many people know that it is stinky, but still want to challenge what it tastes. Especially this smell has become legendary with the death of Xia Huang, more people want to know what the taste is.
Even the great Xia Di people have deliberately turned to a circle around the palace, and then spit back all the way, and then issued a "famous reputation" sigh!
Ren Baqian sees such a courage and joy in the copper field, and has to admire in his heart: "The heavens are still forgiven, and you can't live for yourself!"
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