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Although a group of Americans who took Kyle as a vanguard, they moved from the film and television city to the high-speed service area to save the dog, but Amy, the initiator, did not come.
The reason is that Auntie suspected that Amy might be lying, and that Amy would seize any chance to escape the job compared with any aunt who could not hurt the line of fire.
"In order for her to be lazy, she will toss us all! Let's not let everyone go! Send two representatives to see in the past!"
"Ms. Ren, the two representatives are not enough!" Kyle eagerly said, "Three representatives are not enough! I heard that China's urban management is very powerful! We are all in the United States, too few people, will be shot by the city management! ”
Kyle did not understand the situation, thinking that all mass incidents in the city must be handled as urban management of “city managers”.
It is said that as China's urbanization process is in full swing, the name of the city management has also crossed the ocean, and the new word "Chengguan" has been added to English, which is simply Chinese pinyin.
In addition, when Xiao Ding played "Grand Theft Auto 4", he found that the American game company made the download of the protagonist skin of ‘China Urban Management’. After using this skin, the protagonist can wear the uniform with the Chinese "town management" on the back, and open the "administrative law enforcement."
The new pickup truck went to the Central Park to clean up the mobile vendors. The hawkers who sold the hot dogs with "white cranes and wings" and "black tigers and hearts" made the US imperialists see the power of Chinese kung fu.
The American director, who was full of silver hair, came over to do things. He finally decided to let Kyle and most American cast members who couldn’t sit still, go to the high-speed service area to protest the bad behavior of the dog dealers, in order to prevent Amy from taking the opportunity to be lazy. Leave Amy to work with Auntie and other Chinese people to shoot some single shots.
"Hey, die three eight! Every day against me!" Amy, for American actors, only can not leave the studio, there are complaints.
“What are you talking about?” Ren Ayi hugged his hands on his chest. “Do you believe that I am adding a martial arts action with a backflip of 720 degrees?”
Amy had to sullen and sulking. Even if the rope was hung, the backflip would have to fail N times in 360 degrees. If it was changed to 720 degrees, the crew would not have to do anything else, and watch her ugly all day long.
"Pences! Pentax!" Amy shouted loudly to the name of the bodyguard. In fact, Pentax was less than 3 meters behind her.
"Where is Vini? Isn't it special for her to come to the studio today? I can't go to the high-speed service area, let her be my representative and follow other people!"
Pentax answered: "Miss Pooh just started watching the filming and it was very interesting. Later, she found that both the lines and the drama communication were in English. If she didn't understand, she went back to the RV to eat snacks..."
"Bastard! Let her not eat! Hurry up as my representative! Dim sum or something, there is a chance to eat later!"
So Pooh's mouth was half a piece of almond meringue, and was called out from the RV restaurant. The French chef had never been able to make this dessert for Amy because of Amy's allergy to almonds. Today, Pooh came over. Eat it, so he is very touched.“Hey? Kill the dog in the street? Is it in the high-speed service area near us?” Pooh swallowed the sweet cake in three mouths and scraped the scrape from the corner of his mouth with his fingers. “Is the news of Ye Lin reliable? How do I feel? Even if you kill a dog, you won’t kill it on the highway?"
Auntie knows that Pooh in Amy's mouth is the same classmate of her daughter, Xiong Yaoyue. When she first met on the set, Pooh also asked Auntie.
"Oh, I see Ye Lin deliberately exaggerating things," Ren Ayi said with an eye. "If something really happens, it is estimated that it is also a car to save the dog. How can ordinary traders kill dogs in the high-speed service area?" ”
"Ah, it is like this!" Pooh suddenly realized, "And if you finally speak Chinese, I am so moved! I am also surprised that if the dog dealers slaughter in the high-speed service area, wouldn't they be alarmed? ”
"Mud look! It really is the city management!" Kyle interjected. "The mud just contends with me, saying that the opponent is not the city management! Give me the bulletproof vest, and the braces! Let's prepare for the bloodshed. It is possible to pick up the dog from under the potatoes!"
With the ambiguity of the mysterious culture of the East, Kyle has been studying Chinese and Japanese for a long time. His recent Chinese fluency is not comparable, but because he has invited Chinese teachers from four different provinces, his Chinese is full of dialects. Cavity, such a high-end handsome guy, one export is the Northeast dialect, Henan dialect, Changsha dialect... greatly reduced his fashion, and he is not greedy, has a tendency to master more dialects, has already put his own hodgepodge Chinese tossing to the advanced stage of cancer, any Mandarin teacher will immediately give up treatment.
Even so, among the American performers who are present today, the most fluent in Chinese, apart from Amy, can only really push Kyle, so he became a Chinese spokesperson for the American dog rescue group. Pooh also followed them, but she was a little bit of fun. After Arvini was on the scene, don't protest with the Americans. Make sure that the entire American group is protesting, otherwise it will reduce the effect.
Ren Ayi went with me to think of it. In modern China, there has always been an unreasonable system: foreigners are treated better than their own nationals. Therefore, the pure American protest group will receive better protests than the mixed people.
As Director Cao said, the film studio is really close to the high-speed service area. More than 50 blondes, brown-haired, brown-haired and black-eyed... One of them is not the Americans who are Chinese, holding various The Chinese character protest card has come all the way.
"The dog is the best friend of mankind."
The brand that the makeup artist raised, the Chinese characters above were written by Auntie, and the font was quiet and quite worth seeing.
Other brands written by Vinnie, the fonts are crooked, like climbing, sometimes typos.
"Eating dog
Easy to get locusts, Pooh put the word "蛔" on the locust, and wrote a grass head on the right side. I don't know if this locust has anything to do with the fennel bean of Kong Yiji."There are locusts in the shit," and the word "蛔" has not been corrected. Any place with this word is wrong.
"Dogs like to eat 屎", a white fat American who holds a brand, does not know that the brand he is holding is awkward, and his expression is quite impassioned.
"The dog has eaten the locusts in the cockroaches again." I don't know if it is just because of Pooh's eating snacks. She focuses on the harm of eating dogs, and regardless of the slogans of these heavy tastes, others can still eat after reading them. Going to dinner.
"The dog is the best friend of mankind." After Pooh wrote a few slogans, he didn't have a new word. So he copied the slogan of Auntie, but because he wrote it beforehand, he accidentally wrote "Yes" as "屎". When the Americans changed and appeared to be very disappointing, they bullied most foreigners who could not read Chinese characters (Kel's literacy level did not exceed primary school students), and they stayed on the protest cards.
The pit is not pitted! Be aware that these protest cards are for the Chinese! "It’s easy to eat a dog and get a locust." Those heavy tastes are nothing more than "the shit (is) the best friend of mankind" is what happened! After a human stepping on a shit, he would say, "Oh, this is not an old friend!"
Well, Kyle’s protest card was written by himself.
In addition to admiring Chinese culture, he also admired Japanese culture. So he went to the American tattoo artist and tattooed his "arms" on his arm. Of course, the Chinese character was written by Kyle for Amy. Amy deliberately wrote the word "痔" which was written as "hemorrhoids", which made him accidentally become a young man. So far, everyone can't bear to tell him the truth.
As a result, he just learned how to write the word "soul" today, and he wrote on his own protest card according to other protest cards and tattoos on his arms.
"Let the dog under the knife, the soul is invincible."
What is the half-passing sentence! And what is the soul of "Soul"? In the original "Feng Shen Bang", there are three souls and seven scorpions, one of which is boarding on acne! Then you dare to do hemorrhoid surgery? Cut your acne and it will fly away!
When the foreigners walked into the high-speed service area, the crowd’s eyes fell quickly, not only because they looked like the Eight-Power Allied Forces, but also because the hand-held protest cards were too nonsense. Although the Chinese characters on the protest cards clearly showed their intentions, there is still a lingering sense of violation.
"China really is a terrible place for mysterious oil!" Kyle pointed at a dozen bags of five-domestic rice on a small truck, and trembled. "This car meter actually shows that they are 'normal rice', think about it. And how many rice is not known..."
"Let the dog a rope!" Kyle found out that he was yelling at the security guards and volunteers, as well as the many dog cages pulled out of the big truck compartment.
"Let the dog a rope!!" Other Americans also mimicked Kyle's pronunciation.
"The urban management is going crazy!" Kyle mistaken the uniformed security guard for urban management.
"Chengguan is going to be crazy!!"
"Put down the potatoes! We are coming to walk the dog!"
"Put down the potatoes! We are coming to walk the dog!!"
"Put down the potatoes and build a Buddha!""Put down the potatoes and make a Buddha!!"
"The world loves dogs together!"
"The world loves dogs together!!"
I rely on you, this last sentence of Chinese pronunciation is slightly standard! You are a fallen capitalist, but you have copied the famous slogan of communism. Marx has knowledge of the underground and will not let you go!
However, although the scene was ridiculous, the police officer who had just claimed to take the squad leader back to the police station and asked him, his face suddenly became very bad.
Before being seen out, I was beaten by the Secretary. I tried not to disturb the media. As a result, not only did the reporters of Dongshan News Station come, but I did not know how to get rid of foreign dog powder. I also came 50.
It has evolved into a foreign-related incident! If you don't do well, you will be on the national news, and you will be mishandled. CNN and the British BBC may report it! Where else do you think about other things?
"Don't let those foreigners conflict with security guards!" Ma police officer hurriedly ordered the police to Xiao Zhang, but immediately realized that only one policeman was alone, adding: "Contact the nearest Public Security Bureau for police support! Never Let the situation expand again!"
I looked at the horse police officer as a big enemy, cold sweat and DC, can not help but sneer.
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