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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

By Scrap Iron Walker

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Dad cooking for an hour in advance, compared with the previous shoddy, will be a good match, seems to be in a position to improve their cooking skills.

Is it because, Auntie said that letting Dad exercise his cooking skills? The original words are: "If you practice cooking, you can't rule out how many times I find you to cook. Sometimes I can't get back to work, and I can let Xiaoqin go to your house for dinner."

In the words, the meaning of "making good cooking" is a prerequisite for proposing to marry him. Therefore, in order to be able to hold the beauty, Dad is making great efforts in the kitchen and decided to become a god of food!

Look into the pot - Dad is actually challenging Dongpo meat! The leapfrog is playing BOSS! Just because you can burn the beans into black, you dare to challenge a lot of professional chefs to do poor Dongpo meat?

I have read the food blog of the big horn. I once wrote the topic of Dongpo meat, focusing on the difference between Dongpo meat and braised pork, and relieved my doubts for many years. The big horn is not a professional foodie. coming.

The foodie's big horn wrote on the blog: Dongpo meat is made with wine cellar, and the braised pork is fried with sugar, and it is stewed with a small fire. There are differences in practice and materials. Chain stores, it is not correct to confuse Dongpo meat with braised pork.

From the taste, Dongpo meat flavored mellow juice, crisp and easy to chew, also exudes a unique musk; braised pork is fat but not greasy, the entrance is instant, the two look similar, but it is actually two Dao cuisine, even the cultural heritage is different.

There are many legends about Dongpo meat, the most interesting of which is:

When Su Dongpo made a thorn in Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people. In order to thank him, the people went to the Spring Festival and raised the pig to give him a New Year's greeting.

Su Dongpo didn't want to accept the gifts of the people, but he felt that the face-to-face refusal would disappoint the other person's kindness, so he took it for a while, then asked the person to cut the pork into cubes, and the yellow wine was burnt red, which in turn was sent to the table of the people.

Everyone is therefore a wise male parent, and the pork he sent is called “Dongpo Meat”. The restaurants in Hangzhou have also hanged out brands. According to the main ingredients of “pork + rice wine”, they openly cook and sell “East”. Slope meat." Su Dongpo estimates that copyright awareness is not strong and there is no endorsement fee for the restaurant.

As a result, a court of imperial censorship in Su Dongpo found that every dish in Hangzhou had the dish “Dongpo Meat”. If you got the treasure, you would take a thick menu and show it to the emperor.

"Su Dongpo's greed in Hangzhou, the evils are done, the ordinary people can't wait to eat his meat! This 'dongpo meat' is a testimony!"

SB first watched, furious: "Well! This is still OK? Give me the dismissal of Su Dongpo! Please send it to Lingnan to fill the army!"

Why do you say the Emperor SB? Everyone thinks about it. If Su Dongpo is a thorn in history, he really does the evil thing. Does the owner of the restaurant want to live or not want to live, and he dares to sell "Dongpo Meat"? Didn't see it in North Korea, Jin Er fat died during that time, foreigners are not allowed to go to the train without crying! During that time, if the Koreans dared to laugh in public, they would be taken out and shot!However, Su Dongpo was also open-minded. Hearing that his father still said it. In short, after Su Dongpo was sent to Lingnan, he did not complain about himself. Instead, he did the famous Litchi poem: "There are three hundred lychees, and they will not be long for Lingnan." ”

Carefully pondering, dare love Su Dongpo this guy is also a foodie! No matter how far it is distributed, it doesn't matter if you have delicious food!

Su Dongpo, your thin literati, the image of the fluttering fairy! The portraits of the ancients on the original textbooks are all deceptive! You are a big fat man! You are eaten wherever you are, so you have already become a big fat guy!

When Dad was bored, he also specially researched this point. From the Song Dynasty people Yang Wanli's "Chengzhai Poetry", he found evidence that Su Dongpo had been sitting on a bed of sand when he visited the sound-sounding place, so the weight should not be light.

Having said that for a long time, Dongpo meat is just a kind of legend of Dongpo meat. It should not be thick and thin. It is about braised pork.

The cultural heritage of braised pork is mainly that Mao Zedong loves to eat.

Gone.

So, Dad, you are challenging what food is not good, why should you challenge the cultural heritage of Dongxiang? You are not allowed, your bottle of rice wine is poured into the pot! Now the wine is flowing down the window to the outside of the house! If the passing pigeons are stunned and fall to the ground, isn’t it rumored?

Wow! When the wine is poured, use sugar to neutralize it! You thought you were doing a chemical experiment! The smell of the kitchen, inexplicably reminds me of the winter candied fruit...

No! Dad has no talent in cooking. Just relying on his own recipes, he will definitely draw a tiger, not a counter-dog. From "apprentice chef LV1", he will become a "dark chef LV1". It is even harder to swallow!

Because of this worry, I received a text message from the squad leader. The content is a very common greeting, but I care about it in the subtleties:

“Is the body still okay? Salt and sugar should be eaten less, otherwise it is harmful to the heart.”

When I suddenly got a chance, I immediately called back to the squad leader. When the squad leader just picked it up, I asked urgently:

"Squad leader, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad to cook?"

“Hey? Let me teach Ye Shushu to cook?” The squad leader hesitated. “Uncle Ye shouldn’t need to teach me...”

"Why don't you!" I looked at the smoke coming out of the kitchen, my brows were high and wrinkled, and my voice said, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills. As a result, he walked the road and became more and more unpalatable. Put a lot of salt and a lot of sugar and a lot of wine! No one guides him, I can only eat this kind of food in the future!"

"How, how can you put the wine!" The squad leader rushed up on the phone. "The heart disease person must stop drinking! Ye Shushu is too bad, can't because he likes to drink..."

The squad leader is more worried about this. My heart disease is different from other people’s heart disease.

According to Dr. Yu’s brother, drinking a little alcohol may have a positive effect. If you are drunk, you may be able to cure it completely.

However, this is a result of a computer simulation that has not been clinically validated. I still don't want to talk to the squad leader. It is not too late to test the effect on the white mouse.“Is Ye Shushu really willing to learn from me?” I heard that my father’s current dish is very unhealthy, and the squad leader’s tone is loose. “If he feels that his son’s classmates teach him to cook, he will not lose face, I I can come to see you tomorrow morning. Anyway, Xiaozhe will go out tomorrow and will not have lunch at home..."

Rest assured, my dad has been reprimanded twice by you for legitimate reasons! He is still filled with dignified elders in your place!

In addition, Shu Zhe, who has not been home recently, is very suspicious! Not a fireball uncle and bought him a valuable gift, I want to seduce the scorpion to burst the chrysanthemum! In addition to the fireball uncle, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also looked at Shu Zhe!

However, for Shu Zhe, who has completely changed his mind and body to the pseudo-naughter, I have been unable to stop it. As a "Little Red", Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are driving, there is a fireball uncle, and even the cap of Tang Jiang, which does not know the truth, may also be inserted. Take a foot.

I can only take one step at a time. I still concentrate on comforting my classmates because they are missing in the sky and feel lost.

"Squad leader, come on with confidence! You come to teach cooking, my dad is too happy to be too late, can't take into account the face disagree! What materials do you need to say in advance! I will buy it at the market!"

"Ye Lin, you are not in good health, don't work, and the ingredients will be bought when I come over."

The squad leader didn't know why he paused for a while, and then seemed to be a little embarrassed to ask: "Is there anything else that Ye Shushu has in addition to wine?"

Eh? What is the significance of the squad leader? When I am still planning to come to my house, I will buy some meeting for my dad! Didn't you see you earlier? Haven't you done an in-depth conversation that touches the soul very much!

Wait a moment! If you think about it carefully, the squad leader never came to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, she has never been to my house. The last time I visited my father, I was in the hotel. She is coming for the first time tomorrow!

Because it is the first time, so be careful, the number of rituals is more thoughtful! Why is there a feeling of restlessness when two people fall in love and then go to see each other's parents!

Obviously you have deleted the confession message yourself! Now I still want to leave a good first impression to my dad? It’s late! The first time you blame my dad should not let his son run an adult goods store, the second time you blame my dad for not being able to prioritize, to go to the barren hills overnight to add chaos to the search team...

The other parent has been beaten twice by you! Do you think that the orange bag will come over and you can reverse my father's first impression of you! In Dad’s mind, “Your little squad leader loves to teach people” has become a solid thinking!

"Don't bring anything to see!" I quickly rushed to the squad leader and said, "You can teach my dad to cook, it is already helping Tianda, and the future aunt will thank you."

"This is also true," the squad leader did not promise not to meet, but to follow the topic of Ren Ayi. "Xiao Qin's mother works very late every day. It is true that someone should cook for her. Ye Shushu is good at cooking. ......"I suddenly contacted the squad leader's future volunteering to be a criminal police officer. The level of busy work was never under the aunt, so I screamed for a moment:

"Squad leader, after you become a criminal police, will you be too busy to have time to cook, so you should also find a husband who will cook?"

Because I was concerned that I was a patient, the squad leader did not anger at my jokes, but answered very calmly:

"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing. I will come to your house at 10 o'clock tomorrow. When Ye Shushu learns to cook, if you are curious, you can also look at it..."

"Wait!" I caught the flaw in the squad leader's words. "What do you mean, I hope that I will follow along with one another? I have improved my cooking skills, and will it be good for you in the future?"

"You, what are you talking about!" The squad leader blamed me, and then the tone became a bit sad.

"You have a bad heart, you don't have to learn, just wait for dinner..."

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[757] Textbooks are deceptive

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