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"Uncle Fireball, who is going to be killed by Shusha's shotgun, is it yourself?"
After transferring the negotiating position to another bedroom, I closed the door and I said to the fireball uncle.
"Nonsense! Why do my niece kill me?" The fireball is uncle, "Sasha's shooting is taught by me, and I am her uncle. Isn't she ungrateful to kill me?"
I made a sly smile on my face. "Would you let Shu Zhe play the pseudonym to serve you, is it worthy of Shusha's parents?"
The fireball uncle was stunned, thinking for a while, defending himself: "I just can't vomit in my chest, and I can get rid of Shuzhe."
“Really?” I asked. “Listen to Shuzhe, you are browsing the product pages of lubricants and sausages! You are not trying to explode Shuzhe’s chrysanthemums! The most unforgivable thing is that you still see Not my online store product page!"
"I really want to buy, buy my home!"
I accidentally entered the mode of the owner of the Happy Valley Sex Shop.
"Buy your home?" Uncle Fireball rounded the bull's eyes. "My right arm is like this, because I bought your fake and shoddy products!"
"Uncle Fireball, you are not safe," I said, because of heart disease, "In addition to the early pseudo-mother items, the later products are sent to you by Shu Zhe, strictly speaking, You are not buying the goods of 'my home', but the goods of your own home!"
Uncle Fireball frowned. "Why, the delivery party on the courier always writes the address of your home? If it is the address of my nephew, I will not find the problem!"
"Under the fireball, you are calm~~~ Otherwise, the IQ is pulled down~~~~" I sipped the water from the water dispenser without hesitation. "The things that Shuzhe sent to you are just as bad. The courier can pick up the goods at the door and deliberately choose when the sister is not at home, but if there is any problem with the goods, if you want to return the goods, it will be terrible to be discovered by your sister."
"So write the shipping address of our home, leave my contact information, all the follow-up questions will be mine!"
"And the fireball uncle, why don't you say it, the delivery address you left is not the Shoulinren's cabin!" I was right. "The address you left is the town under the mountain. Good or let others collect it! Bad things actually dare to collect!?"
The fireball uncle didn’t listen, but when I heard that, I started to suffer:
"The Shoulin people's hut must climb the mountain to get up, the courier is not willing to send it! And if he is the responsibility of being eaten by the bear! The earliest Tenga aircraft cup I bought was actually thrown by the courier at the foot of the mountain, let me Go down the mountain and take it! When I arrived, the express outer packaging had been split open by the monkey!"
What the hell! This monkey has evolved slightly faster! The high-tech aircraft cup that humans have condensed into hundreds of years of wisdom has almost been tried by you!
"So I let the old Liu of the Yamashita hotel collect it for me! I dig a lot of ginseng that I sold to him! He is mad, and he is not interested in anything other than the medicine that can increase his skill!"Our pair of buyers and sellers blamed each other for a long time, only to find that they have responsibilities, and no one is completely innocent.
"Ye Lin," Fireball’s uncle’s eyes glared at his own wedding photo on the wall. “I think the trick is a grasshopper on the line, and no one can run.”
“Hey? What does this mean?”
"Cut, also said that my IQ is low?" The fireboard uncle's bedside table knocked loudly. "My brother is only Shu Zhe's son. Salsa is only a brother of Shu Zhe. Now we should be outside, let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear. , cultivated his strange hobby, and made two men contend for their girlfriend..."
"It's three men." I held out my finger and reminded me, "There is another practice Taekwondo called Tang Jiang, but he still doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man."
"You are dead!" Fireball Uncle was stimulated by the number of irresponsible growth seekers. "If Sasha knows that her brother is chased by three men, and the initiator is you and me, what will she do?" ”
"Can you really collapse us?" I asked tentatively.
"How can't you!" Uncle Fireball shot the thigh. "I know the character of Salsa best! She also loves this younger brother especially. If I know that I have not increased the manhood of Shu Zhe, but also..."
Uncle Fireball said that I was also quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe as a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe to conduct sports training so that he could get the sports test in the future.
As a result, the purpose of sports compliance was not met, but the pseudo-nature was up to standard, and the back of the butt was chasing three men. This record has already made many girls want to cry.
The squad leader knows the truth and will cry! It’s not a tear, but a tear from the heart!
"Make the only boy in my family like this, I will punish you in the place of the ancestors of Shujia!"
“Hey!” “Hey!”
After the two guns rang, I couldn’t afford the fireball, but the squad leader didn’t have the joy of revenge, because her brother is now dating six men every day, and the gifts she received are filled with empty rooms.
After swallowing and spitting, I had to admit that the fireball uncle said yes. If Shuzhe’s true motherhood is known by her sister, I will be less than a fireball, and 80% will be slaughtered by Shusha.
Suddenly I remembered that today, with Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being blasted, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers on the head of the squad leader.
So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, are you Lori control?"
"Also, it is not too much control..." In this respect, Uncle Fireball is not as strong as Director Cao.
"I can't control it at all!" I suddenly raised the volume. "You said! Shusha went to the forest area to look for you when he was 12 years old. When you taught her to shoot, did you take advantage of her cheap!?"
Uncle Fireball immediately turned into a pig liver color. "I... How can I get a black hand from a relative girl? I haven't learned it yet."
Computer, did not start surfing the Internet! I was at most touching the head of Salsa! ”"What about now?" I chased after him. "Now you have fallen into a pervert. Now have you ever thought about the black hand against Shusha? You as a uncle who she once respected, she will not guard against you? ”
"I..." There was a big sweat on the face of the fireball, and the brow wrinkled into a mess.
"I also feel that I am so embarrassed to fall into such a disgrace! To blame can only blame the Japanese and Americans for making too many network colors! But... I am also a salsa's uncle, no matter what. Not good for her! At least in front of Sasha, I want to maintain the tall image I once had!"
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I was a little relieved and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you really afraid to eat Shusha's gun?"
When I used language to circulate, the squad leader made it clear that if she was violated, she would never be shy and silent, but she must resolutely report to the police. If the law does not give her justice, she will use her shotgun to seek justice.
"Don't look down on me!" Uncle Fireball said seriously. "Although Salsa's shotgun is really terrible, I didn't do it to her for this reason! The kind of thing that is not as good as a beast, if I did it, I can't afford it." Parents, worthy of my brother!"
"That..." Although I want to boast that the uncle is still a little conscience, I still vomited: "You don't have a black hand on Shusha, only to Shuzhe's black hand, is it worthy of your brother?"
"How can it be the same!?" Fireball uncle squinted at me and said, "The false mother will not be pregnant!"
I rub, you still want to let Shu Zhe pregnant! It seems that if I don’t come to save people today, you will really put Shuzhe on the chrysanthemum! Although I can roughly confirm that the squad leader is not in danger, I am relieved and I don’t care much about Shuzhe’s chrysanthemum...
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dresser with my fingertips. "You really bought the lubricating fluid and the sausages online. Wait a minute, the courier should be delivered to the door?"
"I didn't buy those things!" Fireball didn't admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy it!"
"What are you buying? You and Shu Zhe said, what is the 'surprise' to be given to him after dinner?"
"It’s not a surprise to say it in advance!"
"It must be something worse... is it so bad that even my online store doesn't sell it, do you want to go to someone else to buy it?"
I am still worried about the fireball uncle who bought other people's home.
"SB will continue to buy things in your home! I have been so big, I have not received any lesson!"
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, I was discussing the express with the fireball uncle, the doorbell rang outside, and there was a young man’s voice saying: "Send the courier!"
It seems that I was worried that I was rushing to collect the express delivery. The fireball uncle quickly got up and went to the living room to open the door to the other party. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also looked out from Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
If it is the former me, I will definitely grab the front of the courier in the first time, but now I have to pay attention to the heart problem and reduce unnecessary actions.And who knows if this express is not cash on delivery! What do you want to pay for the props you bought for Shuzhe's chrysanthemums? I am not interested in Shuzhe's chrysanthemum!
After the fireball uncle signed, the courier rushed to send the next one, and the wind and fire left, and I, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, three people surrounded the fireball in the middle, waiting for him to open the courier box face to face.
"Uncle fireball, do not tell lies in front of the real person, you will open the courier, let us see what is it?"
"That's right! Su Dongpo, you quickly dismantle the express! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an, see the contents of the express we will know!"
"If there is a lubricating fluid and a sausage in the inside, I Fan Chuan immediately smokes you!"
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