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By Scrap Iron Walker
Tencent's viral marketing is really very powerful. Even a remote hot pot restaurant in the suburbs hangs a billboard with "eat hot pot and take five kills". The picture next to the text is LOL game character Picheng policewoman.
Recalling the unfortunate look, after Amy’s bronze group game, Xiong Yaoyue went back to play his own PSP.
"It’s hard to grab the cousin, and play more time to get it!"
The squad leader wrote down some thoughts on the mobile phone, and after checking the schedule memo, he paid attention to the people on the car:
"We are on a wild tour. We are staying at an affiliated hotel of a special education school. There may be some students with disabilities in the vicinity. No one can make discriminatory remarks to them. Otherwise, I will never be light, know?"
"No, the squad leader, what do you think of us!"
A loyal dog replied.
See Zhuang Ni in the last row of the car seems to have fallen asleep, the squad leader sighed:
"Zhuang Ni! You also remember this for me! If you dare to dig the students of the special education school like other students, I will pack you anyway!"
Zhuang Ni’s eyelids moved a little, and she didn’t say anything. She should also know that once the squad leader thinks that what he is doing is “just”, then even if he is holding the squad leader’s handle, he will put his face on the squad leader and the squad leader. Will be unaffected, directly grabbed you with your handcuffs, arrested and punished.
The most common punishment seems to be the ear, and Xiong Yaoyue feels deeply about it. She laughs at herself: her ears are quickly smashed into dark elves by the squad leader.
Since you are afraid of being licked, don’t always wear a skirt of the palace!
"And," the squad leader continued to announce, "This wild tour, everything is in class, not allowed to act alone..."
Cao Gonggong raised his hand: "Is the toilet also a class? Are you together? Or which girl is willing to team up with me?"
When the voice did not fall, he was held down by the squad leader’s dog team. 4 or 5 people lifted Cao Gonggong’s leg and threw him outside the window. Cao Gonggong shouted:
"Fear! The grandfathers are forgiving! Ye Palm, come and save the disciples' life!"
The driver who was chatting with the teacher saw this scene and asked coldly:
"Your class is too embarrassing. Why didn't the two almost jump in the car? You don't have an accident in my car!"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, my students can handle it well." Because Shu Sha was present, the teacher said with ease and happiness.
I seem to see that after the squad leader became a policewoman, she did not work for a few months. The boss was like a teacher, and gave her daily work to the squad leader. She planted flowers and raised her own birds and enjoyed retirement in advance.
"And," Cao Gonggong passed the intimidation of the loyal dog team. After closing the dog's mouth, the squad leader continued. "Because the main event is on the mountain, there are not many tourists, basically on the mountain in the natural state, so it is strictly forbidden to carry out dangerous games. You must not chase in the mountains, nor swim in the water..."
“Hey?” Xiong Yaoyue suddenly raised his head from the PSP screen. “Why don’t you let us swim! Then am I not a leuco swimsuit?”Cao Gonggong couldn't help but pull out two words from his mouth: "White Belt..." and then immediately stepped on the foot by the loyal dog team.
Some girls also began to whisper, as if they heard that there is a clear stream in the waters of Cui Song Mountain, and they all brought a swimsuit and wanted to cool off in the hot summer days.
Xiaoqin next to me also said with a look:
"Ye Lin, I... I also brought a swimsuit. When I got into the water, Ye Lin must look at me next to me and look at every inch of my body... In case I am against the water, I must come to save me. Then give me artificial respiration!"
Don't lie! Of the two of us, it is me who needs to be saved! You can't remember, I am a 100% dry duck! You are a swimmer from a young age, and crossing the Yangtze River with your dumbbells is not a problem!
At this time, the girl in the front row of Xiong Yao Yue, because she was not strong enough, could not open the bottle of Coke in her hand, then handed Coke to Xiong Yaoyue and asked her for help with her eyes.
Who knows that Xiong Yaoyue will be wrong, and directly pick it up, "啪", easily unscrewed the lid, and Yang neck drank a big mouth.
"Ha! I am just thirsty, thank you! I am sorry, I want you to send me Coke!"
Who wants to send you Coke! You are more than anyone else! People want you to open the Coke bottle!
The girls in the front row want to cry without tears.
"What? You want to drink too?" Still did not realize that he had made a mistake in Xiong Yaoyue, and handed a third of the cola to the past. "That gives you half of it! You are welcome, who is who?" ”
You are really welcome! And I picked myself up so quickly, asking the squad leader why he was not allowed to swim, and forgot to go out!
"The squad leader, it’s hard to go to a place with mountains and water, not to let the swimming more disappointing!"
At this time, the big horn, while eating crisp rice, said, "I checked the Internet. The creek of Cui Songshan is not deep. It is not good to play with water. What is wrong with solving the heat?"
The squad leader was not convinced. "There is no water, no one is drowning in the bathtub, let alone the complicated outdoor?"
Cao Gonggong, who was stepped under his feet, interjected: "More than 50% of the cases in which Japan was drowned in the bathtub were caused by the s`m binding. Everyone must be careful!"
Niu Shili took up his trousers and pointed to the socks inside the sneakers. Cao Gonggong was afraid of being stung by stinky socks. This is honest.
“Do you want to designate a lifeguard?” Xiong Yao’s hand raised his cola and said, “I’ll be a lifeguard! I will never see someone out of danger!”
"You don't want to make a danger because of fooling me, I will thank you very much." The squad sighed.
"That makes Ye Lin a lifeguard! Others are tall and big!" Xiong Yaoyue pointed her finger at me. It seems that she is desperately planning to swim in Cuishan.
Hello, I can't swim.
what! Designating a dry duck as a lifeguard, isn't it the same as specifying a hyperactivity disorder to control the nuclear button?But in front of the class, I am embarrassed to admit that I can't swim! Men should not expose their weaknesses to others. It is as if men all over the world don't like to ask for directions, and they don't want to admit that others know more than themselves!
"Class, squad leader!" Xiao Qin said, "Ye Lin is very good at breaststroke, please appoint him as my full-time lifeguard!"
Who is good at breaststroke! Because I was kicked down the river when I was a child, in order to save myself, I practiced the dog planing in the bed at home. As a result, the dog did not learn, and the sheets were scratched by me!
"Really?" The squad leader who occasionally obtained this information looked at me with the eyes of the inquiry. "If someone accidentally falls into the water, can you save him? Ye Lin, you are also a temporary security committee..."
No! I really want to say it! If I go to the deep water area to save people, the victims who fall into the water will become two! But no matter how you don't want to admit that you can't swim!
"That..." I did not directly refuse, but asked in reverse, "Squad leader, you are sports omnipotent like Xiong Yaoyue. Why don't you be a lifeguard?"
The squad leader suddenly blushed.
The big horn smiled in the back row: "You don't know? The squad's swimming skills are very general, and they can't be lifeguards!"
Big Horn Primary School is a school with the squad leader. At this time, she spoke cheerfully about the black history of the squad leader.
"At the first grade of elementary school, although the squad leader’s hair is not as long as it is now, it is already very long. When the first summer vacation was in the swimming class, the squad leader just wore a swimsuit and the long hair was floating in the swimming pool. It was a large group of black algae, and the other children were scared to cry, shouting: 'Water monsters -!!'"
Xiong Yaoyue directly sprayed the cola in his mouth on the hair of the front row of girls, and then violently patted the shoulders of others while laughing:
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's ridiculous! The squad leader, you have this time too!"
In front of the girl's wet drunk cola, ticking down the tip of the hair, while being shot by Xiong Yaoyue's vigorous King Kong palm, all faces are played with bad expressions.
The big horn continued to say: "Because every time I go into the water, I am shouted at the monsters, but I also scared other children from time to time, so the squad leader rarely practiced swimming since then."
"She won't sink to the bottom of the pool, but it won't work in open water. As for the lifeguards to save people, it is even harder!"
"Shusha, you still have something that you are not good at!" Yu teacher said with amazement.
Do you think that the squad leader is a versatile family, sports, learning robot! There are always people who are not known to have weaknesses. Even if I am Sparta, there are fears of heights and weaknesses that can't swim! However, I will not easily let outsiders know.
However, I heard that the squad leader’s swimming skills are not good. I am even more eager to see the squad leader getting into the water.
People become timid in areas that they are not good at. If the squad leader gets into the water, maybe he will become weak, and when he steps on a pebbles and slips, he will rush to save his life.Ah, if the water is not deep, I can still save her by taking the water, even if I can do artificial respiration...
Zhuang suddenly woke up like a stimulant, her eyes staring straight ahead.
"Squad leader, when swimming, please be sure to pair with Da La, so that you are not in danger."
The big horn is strange: "I don't know where to swim. Why do you expect me to protect the squad leader!"
“You don’t need swimming skills,” Zhuang said without hesitation. “You have so much fat in your body, absolutely buoyant, you can be a swim ring... No, hovercraft.”
"Squad leader! In case of a flash flood, you have to grab a big horn and take her to a safe place. Even if I am dead, you must live bravely!"
"You just can't go with me!" The big horn grabbed a crispy popcorn and savagely rushed to Zhuang Ni's mouth.
"Hey! I don't believe you can't stop your mouth!"
Zhuang Ni immediately coughed up, and the intensity was as if she had to cough up the lungs.
The big horn frowned and the forced feeding plan was suspended. Zhuang Ni returned to normal in an instant, and closed her eyes.
Nima! Zhuang Ni’s illness is simply an active skill! Only when you need to be weak, are you weak, how convenient is this active skill!
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