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At this moment.
World dumbfounded !
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Japan.
„My perspiration!”
„This anything person!”
„This fellow flows - bum!”
„This is the world broadcasts!”
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Republic of Korea.
„He dares to say really!”
„This anything ****** winner!”
„Nobel judges meeting must cry!”
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India.
„Your Uncle!”
„Resentment who you!”
„Spoke!”
„Surnamed Zhang was too shameless!”
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United Kingdom.
„Looks at China international channel quickly!”
„How?”
„****** The winner also spoke the bad language!”
„?”
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China.
„Pū! Smiles to pull out!”
„This saying was too powerful!”
„Hahahahaha!”
„Said well, does!”
„Truly is the Zhang Ye style!”
„Saw that Zhang Ye so flows as before - bum, I have felt relieved, thinks this goods took Nobel ****** later is everywhere careful on discrete everything, has not thought that the face-smacking Zhang wave, said really well, anything negotiated, anything protested that resentment he! ****!”
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program broadcast is hot.
In the world network spread.
The global increasing number of people hear the news to catch up, opens CCTV international channel, loves wants to have a look ****** how the winner will stun the world. Nobel in history ****** winner which isn't a country president or big organization leader? Which isn't the elegant bearing is careful in word and deed? Therefore, which their has seen this type ****** winner! In the world, not, only then the China person likes watching the fun.
Quick, they know that one's own came right!
Because Zhang Ye ejected one words that immediately makes the global people shock!
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On television.
Yu Yingyi hurries to shift the topic.
Three people also chatted immediately the military strategy.
Zhang Ye drinks water, just started not to interpose.
Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue estimate does not dare to ask him easily, for fear that this goods again said the words that anything was prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements, therefore their one's own chatted.
Yu Yingyi said: „If starts the war, Yellow Sea can be an important place?”
Chi Xue said: „Naturally is, here strategic position is very important . Moreover the peripheral multi- country situation is complex, Yellow Sea can be a very essential strategic point, I had participated in a military project, the related nuclear-powered submarine data topics, has the contact to the submarine, I know that the fearfulness and threat of nuclear-powered submarine, present technique is getting more and more developed, for example United States, their nuclear-powered submarines are absolutely possible to submerge Yellow Sea.”
Yu Yingyi asked: „That present does China have the weapon that what deals with?”
The Chi Xue forced smile, „as far as I know, did not have temporarily, moreover occasionally can discover one, does not have the good means to carry out the fastest attack.”
Yu Yingyi said: „What new-style weapon does perhaps have not to announce?”
Chi Xue shakes the head: „I do not conduct weapon research, this I am not clear.” Then, she looks to Zhang Ye, „Academician Zhang conducts the weapon research, possibly has a more accurate analysis.”
Yu Yingyi then asked: „Can Academician Zhang, analyze to us?”
Zhang Ye said with a smile: „The ultimate weapon definitely has, made concrete me not to facilitate saying that but Yellow Sea.” He looked at the map, refers to finger of above, „here topography is very complex, must go to war, China can definitely have other means not to make the nuclear-powered submarine of enemy come.”
Chi Xue said astonished: „What means?”
Zhang Ye said with a smile: „The sea area of Yellow Sea is quite shallow, the submarine is very dangerous in this range, is unable the deep submergence, to need to float to be able successfully to pass.”
Chi Xue nods, „this actually.”
Zhang Ye smiles saying: „I do not know that your has seen the township sowing seeds kelp?”
„?” Chi Xue stares.
Yu Yingyi was also scared, „kelp?”
Zhang Ye has gesticulated, „right, does the kelp, in the Yellow Sea region, a fellow villagers type of kelp plant? Such long nylon rope throws, the kelp just planted also grips to be long, slowly is long, finally association president to several meters. If cultivation area will expand, has no need to cover completely, how many key areas only needs to plant to get down by the linear direction the kelp, which nuclear-powered submarine enters? So long as it dares to come , the nylon rope does know? Once entangling the propeller of nuclear-powered submarine, more entangles radically is tighter, the nuclear-powered submarine has abandoned, coming one to sink, which also uses any strategy weapon, in the Yellow Sea region, the kelp copes with the nuclear-powered submarine biggest strategic weapons.”
Yu Yingyi visits him dull!
A Chi Xue old blood almost spurts!
Entire studio complete silence!
Kelp?
Strategic weapons?
Entangles the submarine?
Yu Yingyi said immediately: „Good, today's program first arrived here, tomorrow same time, we will continue to listen to Academician Zhang and Academician Chi speak the military for us.”
The first issue ended.
However, world already cooker!
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China.
„I faint!”
„When kelp became his mother strategic weapons!”
„Whoops laughed at me!”
„Does kelp entangle the submarine?”
„crap! This viewpoint also dares to say on Zhang Ye!”
„Coax! Your his mother then coax!”
„Is this military program? Military your younger sister! Kelp his mother Chengwu!”
„I have waited to listen to the military opinion of Zhang Ye! Did the kelp jump? Teacher Zhang, you must such comedy!”
„Knelt to face-smacking Zhang!”
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United States.
„This anything military program!”
„Kelp?”
„How he does not die!”
„This fellow too can Blow fucking awesome!”
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Japan.
„I took him!”
„I also took!”
„Can kelp entangle the submarine really?”
„Can! Do you believe him?”
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Republic of Korea.
„Damn!”
„His how anything dares to say!”
„Zhang Ye don't you know? His words, a punctuation mark cannot believe!”
„Smiles to pull out!”
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United Kingdom.
„This, this anything military expert this!”
„Does kelp entangle the submarine? How he does not die!”
„Blows fucking awesome blew the world!”
„The China kelp could turn into the strategic resources!”
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The world is shocked!
The kelp entangled the submarine one hot word!
Various countries' media reported!
But no one has thought that in the ridicule sound of global people, the matter presented the startled day to reverse unexpectedly!
United States: «China ultimate weapon: Kelp?»
Russia: Does the «kelp entangle the submarine to be feasible?»
Canada: «China international channel program causes the dispute!»
China: «historically has entangled the case of submarine similarly!»
Germany: The «kelp entangles the submarine to have the historical case unexpectedly!»
Global many people smile to pull out, many people faint , many people were scolding, they thought that this matter was talks nonsense purely, however who thinks that various countries' media dug, suddenly really found the related submarine to exist by the case that the fishing net tied down in the historic information, the kelp entangled the submarine feasible unexpectedly really!
Countless people spit blood!
Can really like this?
Shit! Really is good!?
The people of the world thought that one's own was insane!
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Same carves.
In family|home.
The Zhang Ye telephone was also hit to explode.
Yao Jiancai smiled to hoodwink that side the telephone, „does your boy want to tease me?”
Zhang Ye said with a smile: „I said is proper, what is teases.”
Before long, the telephone of General Li also came.
General Li speechless [say / way]: „Do you coax really?”
Zhang Ye asked back: „It is not you make me coax suitably the foreigner?”
General Li faints: „I am make you suitable, has not made you such coax!”
„Actually does not flicker.” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Well-founded.”
The person on this Earth has not certainly heard, however in Zhang Ye that world, many people knows that this fire spreads the word kelp of nation to entangle the submarine!
On Zhang Ye program time is also thinking that this military program he is first participation, what said? Said that what selects to arouse everybody's interest? Thereupon, he suddenly has thought he once in the world that kindly was called by the common people for „strategy tricks game of bureau place” Zhang Zhaozhong, this moved his famous saying!
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