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When Shi Lei came out of the bathroom, Wei Xingyue was holding a bottle of red wine in his hand.
“终于学会过日子了么,家里居然有红酒了,开酒器呢?”
"I finally learned to live, there is red wine at home, opener?"
把换下的礼服用衣架撑好,回答说:“刚才喝了不少了,别喝了吧。我说
,你是不是非得跟我这儿喝个失身酒,然后咱俩滚个床单以后老死不相往来才好?”
Shi Lei put the replaced dress on the hanger and replied: "I just drank a lot, don't drink it. I said Wei Xingyue, do you have to drink a lost wine with me, and then you can't get along with each other after rolling a sheet of paper? ”
把酒瓶往桌上一放,略显气闷的说:“挺好的兴致,我为你高兴啊,才想跟你喝点酒。你干嘛总这么破坏气氛,一瓶红酒而已,怎么就成失身酒了。而且,就算是咱俩真的滚了床单,为什么非得老死不相往来才行?”
Wei Xingyue put the bottle on the table and said, "I am very happy, I want to have some wine with you." Why do you always destroy the atmosphere, a bottle of red wine, how to become a lost wine. Moreover, even if the tricks really roll the sheets, why do they have to go to each other? ”
“因为我有女朋友啊!难道你还打算给我做小的不成?”
理直气壮的说。
"Because I have a girlfriend! Are you still planning to do something small for me? ”Shi Lei said with confidence.
拎起高跟鞋就扔了过来,瞪着凤目道:“少废话,赶紧把开酒器拿出来。”
Wei Xingyue threw up the high heels and threw it over, screaming at the eyes of Feng Feng: "Less nonsense, quickly take out the opener."
其实就一小坛黄酒而已,一斤多点儿,三个人分分已经没多少,加上那酒又喝了超过三个小时,就算有点酒意也早就散了。
In fact, just a small jar of rice wine, a little more than a pound, three people have not much points, plus the wine has been drinking for more than three hours, even if a little wine has long been scattered.
挂好衣服之后,也便默默唧唧的取出了开瓶器,
把红酒递过来,理所当然的说:“去洗手间开,本小姐要换衣服了!”
After Shi Lei hangs up the clothes, he also silently removes the bottle opener. Wei Xingyue handed the red wine over, and naturally said: "Go to the bathroom, Miss Ben wants to change clothes!"
跟这个疯女人没什么道理可讲,
只得听从她的吩咐去洗手间把酒给开了,
听到拔瓶塞的声音,也告诉
她换好衣服了,
这才拎着酒坐在了沙发上。
There was no reason to talk to this crazy woman. Shi Lei had to listen to her instructions to go to the bathroom to open the wine. Wei Xingyue heard the sound of the cork stopper and told Shi Lei that she changed her clothes. Shi Lei took the wine. Sitting on the sofa.
倒上酒之后,
媚眼微眯的打量着
,将红酒在手里轻轻的晃动,眼神仿佛也随着褚红色的酒液轻微的荡漾。
After pouring the wine, Wei Xingyue looked at Shi Lei with a wink, and shook the red wine in his hand, as if his eyes were slightly swaying with the crimson liquor.
被
的眼神看的遍体生寒,紧了紧衣领子说:“你想干嘛?”
Shi Lei was seen by Wei Xingyue's eyes, and tightened his collar and said, "What do you want?"
翻了个白眼,如丝,如扣。
Wei Xingyue rolled his eyes, like silk, like a buckle.
“老娘现在还没兴趣吃了你。不过,
,你还真是很有女人缘啊。
就不说了,那是你青梅竹马。一个不满十六岁的小女孩子,居然也跟你不清不楚的。就连圈子里著名的死变态臭人妖,跟你也暧昧不清。现在就连女姐都收你做干儿子了……说实话,我还真是看不出来你到底有什么地方那么吸引女人的。要说帅吧,嗯,长的还行,属于比较耐看型的,第二眼帅男。身材么,普普通通,倒是没有惹人厌的赘肉,可也没有任何值得称赞之处。谈吐还算过关,却也乏善可陈。学识简直可以用低能来形容。你说你到底哪里吸引女人呢?”
"The old lady is not interested in eating you now. However, Shi Lei, you are really a woman. Sun Yiyi will not say it, it is your childhood. A little girl under the age of sixteen is actually unclear with you. Even the famous deadly stinky shemale in the circle is not clear to you. Now even the female sister accepts you as a son…To be honest, I really can't see where you are so attractive to women. To be handsome, um, long okay, is more attractive, second-hand handsome. The figure is ordinary, but it is not annoying, but there is nothing worthy of praise. Talking about it is still a good thing, but it is also lacking. Learning can be described as low energy. Where do you say that you attract women? ”
被打击的体无完肤,喝了一口酒,意兴阑珊的说道:“我也觉得奇怪呢,我就是个挺平凡的人,怎么魏大小姐也整天没事儿就缠着我。献吻就算了,还给喂了口洗面奶……”
Shi Lei was struck by the body and took a sip of wine. He said, "I also feel strange. I am a very ordinary person. How Miss Wei is also tangled with me all day. Even if you kissed, give a mouthful of facial cleanser…"
气急败坏,酒杯重重的被放在桌上,差点儿没把酒杯摔烂。
Wei Xingyue was so angry that the glass was heavily placed on the table and almost didn't smash the glass.
刚想痛斥
几句,却听到
最后那三个字,
顿时愣住了……
Just want to swear Shi Lei a few words, but heard the last three words of Shi Lei, Wei Xingyue suddenly stopped…
等到
意会道洗面奶三字的内涵,她脸上的表情精彩纷呈,简直就像是奥运会开幕式那样花团锦簇。
Waiting for Wei Xingyue to express the meaning of the word "washing milk", the expression on her face is wonderful, just like the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.
“
我发现你还真够无耻的!这个词你是怎么想到的?”
是又好气又好笑,着实不知道该说些什么好了。
"Shi Lei, I found out that you are really shameless! How did you think of this word? ”Wei Xingyue is so angry and funny, I really don't know what to say.
耸耸肩膀,心说我能告诉你这是在起点看小说时遇到类似情节某些读者说出来的么?当时
看到这个词也是愣了半天,最终笑喷了,而今又联系到
和自己之间发生的事情上。
Shi Lei shrugged his shoulders and said that I can tell you that this was something that the readers encountered when they saw a similar plot at the beginning of the novel. At that time, Shi Lei saw the word for a long time, and finally laughed, and now it is related to what happened between Wei Xingyue and himself.
“第一,我不觉得自己吸引女人,你和送水的那位都只是太过于无聊拿本少爷寻开心罢了。第二,既然知道人家二姐还不满十六岁,能不能麻烦你别拿她开玩笑,人家还未成年好不好?第三,我
那是长辈,你开玩笑麻烦有个度。
对你也不错吧?”
"First, I don't think I am attracted to a woman. You and the person who sent the water are just too boring to take this young master to find happiness." Second, since I know that the second sister is still under the age of sixteen, can you trouble me not to joke with her, is it still not good for adults? Third, my Godmother is an elder, you have a degree of fun. Godmother is not bad for you? ”
“哎哟喂,一口一个
,要不是我今天全程在场,还以为你从小就认了这个
呢,叫得倒是够亲热的。”
"Hey, a Gommother, if I was present all the time, I thought you recognized this Godmother from an early age, and it was so intimate."
“哦,对了,你叫我
为姐姐,这么算起来你也算是我长辈,以后麻烦魏阿姨跟晚辈说话的时候,多注意点分寸,不合适的玩笑就别乱开了。还有某些行为就更加别乱做了。”
"Oh, yes, you call me Godmother as your sister. If you count it, you can be regarded as my elder. When you ask Wei Ayi to talk to the younger generation, pay more attention to it. If you don't like it, don't mess it up. There are also some behaviors that are even more indiscriminate. ”
腾地站起身来,指着
怒道:“你没完没了了是不是?你管谁叫阿姨呢?我哪里像你阿姨了?”
Wei Xingyue got up and stood up and pointed at Shi Lei. "You are not finished, are you?" Who do you call aunt? Where am I like you? ”
“年纪不够,辈分不能乱。”
"The age is not enough, the generation can not be chaotic."
“你再说……”
逼近一步,俯下身来,胸前蔚为壮观。
"You say more…"Wei Xingyue took a step closer and leaned over to the chest.
叹口气,道:“你不会想非礼你大侄子吧?”
Shi Lei sighed and said: "You don't want to be indecent as big as you?"
一口老血差点没喷出来,气急反笑道:“好啊,这么想做晚辈是吧?行,以后你看见我就麻烦你一直喊我阿姨。老娘受得起。”
Wei Xingyue almost didn't squirt out the old blood, and he said with a sigh of relief: "Well, do you want to be a junior?" OK, if you see me later, you will always call me aunt. The old lady can afford it. ”
“好的阿姨。”
"Good aunt."
盘腿上了沙发,一口将杯子里的红酒饮尽,再也不想跟
多说一句话。
Wei Xingyue crossed the sofa on the leg and sipped the red wine from the cup and never wanted to say a word to Shi Lei.
放下酒杯,慢悠悠的说:“行了,不跟你闹了,现在说说看,你今天为什么那么上赶着带我去那个鉴赏会了吧?接触这么久,你不可能不知道我对书画这些事情其实是一窍不通的吧?”
Shi Lei put down the wine glass and said slowly: "Oh, don't make trouble with you. Now talk about it. Why are you so rushing to take me to the appreciation meeting today?" After so long, you can't help but know that I don't know anything about painting and calligraphy. ”
气鼓鼓道:“什么不闹了?你说不闹就不闹?大侄子,以后老娘就是你阿姨了。”
Wei Xingyue is drumming: "What isn't it? Don't you make a fuss when you say no? Big scorpion, after the aging mother is your aunt. ”
无奈道:“阿姨就阿姨。魏姨,咱们先说说你今天为什么要带我去鉴赏会的事情。”
Shi Lei reluctantly said: "Auntie is aunt. Wei Wei, let's talk about why you want to take me to the appreciation of the meeting today. ”
眨眨大眼睛,说:“那不是为了让你增加点儿文化气息,也好过你整天那么叼丝,培养一下你的艺术品位么?”
Wei Xingyue opened his eyes and said, "Isn't that just to make you add a little bit of culture, and it's better to spend your entire day and cultivate your art?"
“我觉得吧,魏姨,您还是跟我说实话的好。我这人脾气虽然还算不错,但真把我逼急了,我也不保证自己能做出些什么来。”
"I think, Wei Wei, you still tell me the truth." Although my temper is not bad, I am really anxious, and I am not sure what I can do. ”
“大侄子你是在威胁长辈么?”
"Do you dare to threaten the elders?"
“随你怎么说,但你今天必须跟我说出个子丑寅卯来!”
一副无所谓的表情,但意思却很坚决,
也知道自己恐怕必须给他一个交待。
"Whatever you say, but you have to tell me ugly today!"Shi Lei has an indifferent expression, but the meaning is very determined. Wei Xingyue also knows that he must give him a confession.
又喝了一杯酒,
用脚踢踢
,却被
一把将她光洁的小脚抓在了手里。
After drinking another glass of wine, Wei Xingyue kicked Shi Lei with her foot, but Shi Lei grabbed her smooth feet in her hand.
“你放开我!”
有些急了,不管什么样的女人,脚被男人抓着,总觉得有些不同寻常的意味。
"You let me go!"Wei Xingyue is a little anxious. No matter what kind of woman, the foot is caught by a man, I always feel something unusual.
放开了
的脚,道:“说话就说话,别尥蹶子。”
Shi Lei let go of Wei Xingyue's foot and said, "Speak and talk, don't be blind."
翻了个白眼,还是说:“你那次在
山顶借的房子是我家的,你应该已经知道了吧?”
Wei Xingyue rolled his eyes and said: "The house you borrowed at Qinglong Peak was my home. You should already know it?"
点点头,道:“
告诉我了。”
Shi Lei nodded and said: "Wei Qing told me."
“嗯,
那天也在,他看到我跟你在一起,肯定会提到这些。那么你也应该知道,我家那套宅子,轻易不外借,甚至就连我哥和我妹,我家老爷子都很难把那宅子给我们用吧?”
"Well, Wei Qing is also there that day. He saw me with you and will definitely mention this. Then you should also know that the house in my house is not easy to borrow, even my brother and my sister, it is very difficult for my father to use the house for us. ”
再度点点头,直接问道:“所以,其实是你父亲让你接近我,然后有让你带我去今天的鉴赏会的?”
说这话的时候,语气已经隐约有些不善了。
Shi Lei nodded again and asked directly: "So, is your father letting you approach me, and then let you take me to today's appreciation meeting?"When Shi Lei said this, the tone was vaguely somewhat unsatisfactory.
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