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Chapter 031 cockroach
第031章小强
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“Do you feel better?” Zhang Zihan saw the expression on Yang Tianlei’s face change and asked with concern.
“感觉好点吗?”张梓涵看到杨天雷脸上的表情一变再变,担心地问道。
“Amazing pill! Is it Legendary Immortal Pill?” Yang Tianlei snorted and sat up, “Teacher Zhang, I am completely fine!”
“好神奇的药丸!难道是传说中的仙丹?”杨天雷蹭的一声便坐了起来,“张老师,我已经完全好了!”
“Really good?” Zhang Zihan asked a smile on his face and asked again.
“真的好了?”张梓涵脸上浮现出一抹微笑,再次问道。
“Of course it is true!” Yang Tianlei said with a slap in the chest.
“当然是真的!”杨天雷拍着胸脯说道。
“That’s good, sire!” Zhang Zihan suddenly coldened his face and said evilly.
“那好,趴下!”张梓涵忽然冷起了脸,恶狠狠地说道。
Yang Tianlei suddenly felt a cold Qi, and suddenly it shrank to the foot of the bed: “What?”
杨天雷顿时感到一股寒气,一下子便缩到了床脚:“干嘛?”
“I told you to kneel down!” Younger Sister Zihan, gentle, pure, cute, touching, and fascinating, was shocked by the shock of Yang Tianlei!
“我叫你趴下!”温柔、清纯、可爱、动人、集万千宠爱于一身的梓涵妹妹,在杨天雷的震惊中,竟然发飙了!
“Huh–” Zhang Zihan, like the eagle catching chicken, suddenly grabbed Yang Tianlei with both hands, and turned Yang Tianlei over with a twist, followed by “pā pā pā ……” a series of dense palms, Accompanied by the screams of Yang Tianlei, from the dormitory of Yang Tianlei.
“呼——”张梓涵如同老鹰抓鸡一般,忽然双手抓住了杨天雷,轻轻那么一扭便将杨天雷翻了个身,紧接着“啪啪啪……”一连串密集的巴掌声,伴随着杨天雷的惨叫,从杨天雷的宿舍发出。
“I told you not to be reluctant…” “Hey…” “You are still stubborn!” “pā pā pā ……” “Can’t beat you! You are still desperate with others!” “pā pā pā ……” “I Let you arch in my arms…” “pā pā pā ……” “Would you like this cabbage?” “pā pā pā ……” “The arch is not counted, you still want to bite!” “pā pā pā … …”
“我告诉你不要逞强……”“啪啪……”“你还逞强!”“啪啪啪……”“打不过可以认输!你还跟人家拼命!”“啪啪啪……”“我让你在我怀里拱……”“啪啪啪……”“你当这是白菜吗?”“啪啪啪……”“拱还不算,你还想咬!”“啪啪啪……”
Heaven, earth, Younger Sister Zihan, you can’t be so embarrassed, brother is just arching twice, Heaven and Earth conscience, how can you bite! Are you not the most honest person in the world? Wū wū wū …… Brother is not alive, and he is seven feet… The amount is now only six feet of a man, even being a spanked by a little woman… How can you see someone in the future?
苍天啊,大地啊,梓涵妹妹,你不能这么狠啊,哥不过是轻轻拱了那么两下,天地良心,俺哪有咬啊!你这不是冤枉俺这全天下最老实的人吗?呜呜呜……哥不活了,堂堂七尺……额,现在只有六尺的男儿,竟然被你一个小女人打屁股……让哥以后怎么见人啊?
Yang Tianlei’s heart is called grievances, but at this moment, in addition to screaming, he dare not say, talk to women? Where is it, women are coming, especially gentle and beautiful women, that is absolutely impossible to resist! What’s more, Younger Sister Zihan’s little hand, although the sound of the slap, has a little bit of pain, but… looks more but cool! It’s hard to be… Brother has the potential to be abused?
杨天雷心中那叫委屈啊,可是此时此刻,他除了惨叫之外,却啥都不敢说,跟女人讲理?那哪里成啊,女人发其飙来,尤其是温柔漂亮的女人,那是绝对不能反抗的!更何况梓涵妹妹的小手,虽然拍的啪啪响,有那么一点点的小痛,但……貌似更多的却是爽啊!难不成……哥竟然有受虐的潜质?
After a few minutes of venting, Zhang Zihan stopped and looked at Yang Tianlei’s pitiful look after the white, Zhang Zihan “pū” and laughed. The mood finally calmed down a bit, mentioning the heart of the blind man, and finally returned to his place.
足足发泄了数分钟,张梓涵才停下来,看着杨天雷一副白蹂躏后的可怜样子,张梓涵“噗”的一声,笑出了声。心情也终于舒畅了一点,提到嗓子眼上的心,也终于归位了。
Even she couldn’t understand herself. Why was she so nervous? Yang Tianlei, when she saw Yang Tianlei pale in her arms, she could not wait for herself to replace him. At that moment, she even had a blank mind.
就连她自己也搞不懂,为何会那么紧张杨天雷,在看到杨天雷脸色苍白的倒在自己怀中的时候,她恨不得自己能够代替他。那一瞬间,她甚至脑海一片空白。
“Get up!” Zhang Zihan said, yelling at Yang Tianlei: “I finished.”
“起来!”张梓涵瞪着杨天雷说道:“我打完了。”
“Not!” Yang Tianlei shrank in the foot of the bed.
“不起!”杨天雷缩在床脚反抗道。
“Isn’t it?” Zhang Zihan suddenly looked like a slap in the face.
“不起?”张梓涵顿时美目一瞪,作势欲打。
“Start, can’t I still do it?! But… I have a sensational declaration!”
“起,我起还不行吗?!可是……我有冤情申报!”
“What sensation?”
“什么冤情?”
“Teacher Zhang… I really didn’t bite you there!” Yang Tianlei said with infinite grievances, but a pair of thieves eyes stared straight at Zhang Zihan’s crisp chest, and the chest was stained with blood from his mouth. Like a delicate red flower, so vivid, so outstanding, so that Yang Tianlei has an impulse to rush to smash and flip!
“张老师……我真的没咬你那里啊!”杨天雷无限委屈地说道,一双贼眼却直直的盯着张梓涵的酥胸,酥胸之上被他嘴角的鲜血染红,此时像是一朵娇艳的红花,那样的鲜明,那样的出众,让杨天雷有一种恨不得冲上去揉捏一翻的冲动!
Originally, I was just a little relieved, but Yang Tianlei’s words suddenly made Zhang Zihan jade neck again, and even made her feel a numbness in her chest. Younger Sister Zihan was once again worried! Only she hadn’t done it yet, and Yang Tianlei had already slammed it out of bed, and quickly rushed out of the house.
本来心情刚刚舒畅一点,可杨天雷的话,顿时让张梓涵再次羞怒,甚至让她感到胸部传来一阵酥麻,梓涵妹妹再次发飙了!只是她还没动手,杨天雷已经“蹭”的一声,从床上窜了起来,迅如脱兔一般,冲出了屋子。
Suddenly there was a chicken jump.
顿时又是一阵鸡飞狗跳。
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“Little Lei, tomorrow’s game, you don’t want to participate!” After returning to calm, Zhang Zihan said with a serious expression.
“小雷,明天的比赛,你就不要参加了!”重归平静之后,张梓涵表情严肃地说道。
“Why? I am a strong contender for the championship, why not participate?”
“为啥?我可是冠军的有力竞争者,为嘛不参加?”
“If I guess that’s right, it must be that Lei Heng is aiming at you! Yesterday’s coincident circle, today not only puts you in the main battle, but also lets you meet a powerful opponent like Mu Ziwei. It is estimated that he will still target you tomorrow. , arrange a strong opponent with you again! You can win the battle today, but tomorrow? I don’t want you to risk! You are still too weak, you should concentrate and cultivation!”.
“如果我猜的没错,一定是雷横在针对你!昨天巧合的轮空,今天不但将你安排在主擂,还让你遇到木子薇这样的强大的对手,明天估计他还是会针对你,再次跟你安排一个强大的对手!今天你能侥幸获胜,可明天呢?我不想你冒险!你现在还太弱,应该集中精力,全力修炼!”。
“I am not afraid!” Yang Tianlei suddenly flashed a stern expression: “I want to wash my idiot name, I want to be a powerhouse! I can fear danger? Danger, there will be pressure, pressure, and progress. !Teacher Zhang, I have to participate in the competition!”
“我不怕!”杨天雷眼中忽然闪过一丝坚定说道:“我要洗刷我的白痴之名,我要成为强者!又岂能畏惧危险?危险,才会有压力,有压力,才会有进步!张老师,我必须参加比赛!”
“You don’t have to persuade me!” Yang Tianlei interrupted and said what Zhang Zihan said, “Don’t worry, I know you are good for me, have you seen a cockroach like me?”
“你不用劝我了!”杨天雷直接打断还要说什么张梓涵,说道:“别担心,我知道你为我好,可你见过像我这样的小强吗?”
“Cockroach? What is that?”
“小强?那是什么?”
“That is a very, very powerful creature. Cockroach is a respect for it. It has a strong vitality, unyielding will, it is indomitable, it has been defeated repeatedly, it has been defeated repeatedly, it has fallen again and again, it has been repeated Climb up! The most important thing is that it has amazing resilience and it is difficult to die!” Yang Tianlei said with impatience.
“那是一种非常非常强大的生物,小强是对它的尊称。它拥有着强大的生命力,不屈的意志,它百折不挠,屡战屡败,屡败屡战,一次次跌倒,它便一次次爬起!最重要的是,它有着惊人的恢复力,想死都难!”杨天雷慷慨激昂地说道。
Zhang Zihan is full of worship: “What is it called?”
张梓涵眼中充满崇拜:“它……叫什么名字?”
Yang Tianlei gently spit out two words from the teeth: “Hey!”
杨天雷轻轻地从牙缝中吐出两个字:“蟑螂!”
“Plop”, Younger Sister Zihan fainted to the ground.
“扑通”一声,梓涵妹妹晕倒在地。
“Ah, Teacher Zhang, what’s wrong with you? I’m telling the truth, do you think I’m not a commandment? It’s hard to die! So, Teacher Zhang, you can rest assured!”
“啊,张老师,你这是怎么了?我说的是实话啊,你看我不就是蟑螂命吗?想死都难啊!所以,张老师,你尽管放心好了!”
Zhang Zihan was speechless, but when she thought of the amazing resilience of Yang Tianlei, she had to admit that Yang Tianlei was telling the truth. Looking at the firmness and perseverance in the eyes of Yang Tianlei, Zhang Zihan understands that it is no longer possible to stop him from playing. The only thing that can be done is to let Yang Tianlei improve as soon as possible!
张梓涵很无语,可是想到杨天雷那惊人的恢复力,却不得不承认杨天雷说的是事实。看着杨天雷眼中的坚定和执着,张梓涵明白,想要阻止他比赛,根本不再可能。唯一能做的是,让杨天雷尽快提升!
“Well, since you are determined to participate, I will not stop you. Now, I teach you some defensive moves using Five Elements Shield, maybe tomorrow’s game can be used.” Zhang Zihan whispered.
“好,既然你决心要参加,那我也不拦你了。现在,我教你一些利用五行盾的防御招式,也许明天的比赛能用到。”张梓涵轻声说道。
“That…Teacher Zhang, can you not learn?”
“那个……张老师,可不可以不学?”
“Why don’t you learn? Do you still want to use your body firmly resist?” Zhang Zihan suddenly hurried.
“为什么不学?难道你还想用身体硬抗吗?”张梓涵顿时急道。
“This is not, but I think…” When it came to this, Yang Tianlei suddenly flashed two lines of light in his eyes, staring at Zhang Zihan’s eyes, said solemnly: “I think the best defense is offense!”
“这倒不是,只是我觉得……”说到此处,杨天雷忽然眼中闪过两道精光,凝视着张梓涵的双眸,沉声说道:“我觉得,最好的防守,便是进攻!”
“The best defense… is the offense?” Zhang Zihan circling the theory she had never heard before, it seems to make sense.
“最好的防守……便是进攻?”张梓涵脑海中盘旋着她从来没有听过的理论,似乎很有道理。
“Yes, just like you just hit me, you are so crazy attack, how can I fight back? Are you still using defense?” said Yang Tianlei.
“对,就像你刚才打我一样,你那么疯狂的进攻,我哪有机会还手啊?你还用防守吗?”杨天雷说道。
“It seems to make sense.” Zhang Zihan said slightly.
“似乎有道理。”张梓涵微微沉思道。
Of course, it makes sense. This is the most admired and great Mr. Bruce Lee of Yang Tianlei’s children’s shoes. The essence of Jeet Kune Do is created by the lifelong learning.
当然有道理,这可是杨天雷童鞋最崇拜的、伟大的李小龙先生用毕生所学创造出的《截拳道》的精髓所在,以攻为守!
“Then how do you still accept my shield? If you don’t learn, give it back to me!” Zhang Zihan said suddenly.
“那你怎么还收下我的盾?不学就还给我!”张梓涵忽然说道。
“Hey, Sister Zihan… Amount, no, Teacher Zhang. You are hard-hearted, but I am disrespectful, not to mention that mys is yours, yours is mine, what is not yet said, too much outside? Is it? Is there a difference with me? There is no difference! So let me go here, every night, when the night is quiet, I can think of it when I see it…”
“嘿嘿,梓涵妹……额,不,张老师你盛情难却,我却之不恭,更何况我的就是你的,你的就是我的,说什么还不还啊,太见外了不是?在你那儿,跟在我这儿有区别吗?没区别!所以就放我这儿,每天晚上,夜深人静的时候,我看到它就能想起你……”
“Shut up! Start cultivation!” Zhang Zihan “Pa” was shot in the still chattering Yang Tianlei, angrily said.
“闭嘴!开始修炼!”张梓涵“啪”的一声拍在了还在喋喋不休的杨天雷身上,怒声说道。
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