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At this moment, Zhang Ling suddenly had an urge to catch the madness. She did not have a little bit of movement in the place, and she did not know how long it took. Zhang Liufang came over and talked to her, Zhang Ling. The reaction came over.
When Zhang Ling came back to God, he fixed his eyes and looked at it. He suddenly took a breath of air. Hey, this incense burner is already full of incense!
在这一刹那,张灵忽然有一种想要抓狂暴走的冲动,她半晌站在原地没有一丁点儿动静,也不知道过了多久,旁边张流芳过来怯怯的跟她说话,张灵这才反应了过来。
No one is fucking here! All are comes with! !
张灵回过神来的时候再定睛一看,顿时倒吸一口冷气,嚯,这香炉里面已经密密麻麻插满了香!
Lack of morality! ! ! Sanqing ancestors know, they will be angry to make three corpse jump! ! !
他妈的没一根是在这里买的!全部都是自带!!
Zhang Ling’s eyes kept twitching, and her heart screamed: Li Yundong, Li Yundong, how many wicked and budding you are in the end, can you come up with such a wicked idea?
缺德啊!!!三清老祖知道了,都会气得做三尸神跳的!!!
Zhang Liufang looked at Zhang Ling with a cautious look. It was so easy for the students to go almost the same way. She said in a whispering whisper, "Master Bo, who is this idea?" Is Li Yundong? Where is this kind of thing? Too bad! ”
张灵眼角不停的抽搐着,她心中破口大骂:李云东啊李云东,你到底是有多缺德带冒泡的,才能想出这样的缺德主意来?
Zhang Liufang’s small abacus was not so good. In this case, he said that he would clean himself up and set his own position.
张流芳一脸小心翼翼的看着张灵,好容易等学生们走得差不多了,她才在旁边小声的明知故问的说道:“大师伯,这谁出的主意啊?是李云东吗?哪里有这样的事情啊?太缺德啦!”
Master Bo, Master Bo, I haven’t been with Li Yundong these days. They are going to do it, but I don’t know it at all. Even if I know it, I’m watching them, I can’t send any news. Even if there is a mobile phone to send a message, it is no electricity, even if there is electricity, then…
张流芳小算盘打得不可谓不精,这番话言下之意里面将自己撇得干干净净的,又摆正了自己的立场。
Oops, in short, this thing has nothing to do with this girl! I am on your side, I am a person who is a teacher, dead…If you die, let this girl live well!
大师伯啊大师伯,这几天我失踪可不是跟李云东他们在一起啊,他们要做啥,我可是一点儿也不知道啊,就算是知道了,也是被他们看着,送不出消息啊,就算有手机送得出消息,那也是没电啊,就算是有电,那也……
In short, this matter has nothing to do with me, it is Li Yundong alone lack of morality!
哎呀,总之这事情跟本姑娘没关系就是了!我可是你这一边的,我生是正一教的人,死……死就算了吧,本姑娘要好好活着!
When Zhang Ling wanted to get Zhang Liufang’s small abacus to play so much in an instant, she was so angry that she couldn’t help but growl and said: “It’s just a lack of morality, it’s just a virtue!”
总之,这事情跟我没关系,那都是李云东一个人缺德!
Zhang Liufang looked at Zhang Ling with a mournful sympathy, and said: "Hey, Master Bo is mad at incoherence!"
张灵哪里想得到张流芳的小算盘一瞬间打得这么多,她勃然大怒,终于忍不住咆哮道:“这何止是缺德,简直就是缺德!”
Zhang Ling was so angry that she had a temper in the same place. After she had lost her breath, she took a deep breath and smirked again: "Li Yundong, do you think that this will force us to be a teacher?" Then you are too naive! Earn less and earn less! Big deal, I don't earn your money, see who has consumed it! ”
张流芳一脸哀戚同情的看着张灵,心道:唉,大师伯被气得语无伦次了!
Zhang Liufang nodded quickly and nodded: "Yes, the so-called inferiority can not be moved, the mighty can not be bent, wealthy…"
张灵气汹汹的在原地发了一阵脾气,她气消了一点后,深吸了一口气,又怒笑了起来:“李云东,你以为这样就能逼我们正一教就范?那你也太天真了!少赚就少赚!大不了我不赚你的钱,看谁耗得过谁!”
Zhang Ling was so angry that she interrupted her words and said: "Fucking fart, can you talk?" Is this the right place here? ”
张流芳在旁边也连忙点头:“对对,正所谓贫贱不能移,威武不能屈,富贵……”
Zhang Liufang quickly grabbed his mouth with both hands and looked at Zhang Ling with horror. After a while, she put down her hands and said carefully: "In short, Master Bo, this money is not in our righteousness. Teach in the eyes, right? If Li Yundong wants to use this to force us to submit, it is the most ridiculous thing in the world, right? ”
张灵气得打断了她的话,说道:“放屁放屁,会说话吗?这话放这里合适吗?”
Zhang Ling snorted: "You know it!" let's go! I would like to see what kind of tricks can Li Yundong play? ”
张流芳赶紧用双手捂住了自己的嘴巴,一脸惊恐的看着张灵,她过了一会儿,放下双手,又小心翼翼的说道:“总之,大师伯,这点钱财还不放在我们正一教眼里啦,对不对?李云东如果想用这个来逼我们就范,那简直是天底下最可笑的事情了,对吧?”
Zhang Liufang nodded hard and should say: "Yes, see what tricks he can play!"She followed the trend of Zhang Ling, and went out a few steps. She couldn’t help but look back. She looked at the dense incense stick in the incense burner. In her heart, he said: Hey, a lot of money…
张灵怒哼了一声:“你知道就行!我们走!我倒要看看这个李云东还能玩出什么花样来?”
She was sighing in her heart, and suddenly she heard Zhang Ling screaming: "Zhang Liufang, what are you doing?"
张流芳用力点了点头,应和道:“对对,看他能玩出什么花样来!”她亦步亦趋的跟在张灵身后,走出去几步路,又忍不住回头看了一眼,她看着香炉里面密密麻麻的香烛,心中暗道:哎,好多钱啊……
Zhang Liufang was shocked and never dared to look back. He went behind Zhang Ling honestly.
她心里正感叹着,忽然间听到张灵一声怒喝:“张流芳,你在嘀咕什么呢?”
The two of them came to the partial hall of Tianshifu. Zhang Ling himself sat down on a squat. She looked around and saw that she had left Zou Ping out. Only Zhang Liufang was left, she was Pointing to the side and saying: "Sit down, peace of mind and meditate."
张流芳吓了一跳,再也不敢回头,老老实实的跟在张灵身后去了。
Zhang Liufang sighed and carefully sat down next to her. She was about to get lucky, but she heard the noise coming from outside.
她们两人来到了天师府的偏殿,张灵自己盘膝在一张**上坐下了,她左右看了看,见自己将邹萍支使出去了,身边只剩下张流芳,她便对旁边指了指,说道:“坐吧,安心运气打坐。”
Isn't it, this is more than two thousand people, and it is the most bloody college students. The boys and girls of this age are the most restless. In the ivory tower, they stayed in the ivory tower for a long time. Come, it’s really two thousand hairy monkeys on the Huaguo Mountain. I can’t wait for everyone to take the gun to the revolution.
张流芳应了一声,小心的在旁边坐下了,她正要运气入定,却听见外面一阵阵的喧闹声不断传来。
What is the so-called general, what kind of soldiers, Li Yundong Although not the group of students in the name of the leader, but he is definitely the spiritual leader of these people, he did not have a shape to come up with such an unprecedented sour ideas, naturally these students can not serious where to go, they make a loud noise, ridicule, The sound was boiling so much that the dragon and Lung had to jump up.
可不是么,这可是两千多人啊,而且都是最热血好动的大学生,这个年纪的男生女生最是不安分,平日里在象牙塔里面呆得浑身都快长虱子了,这下放出笼来,真是两千毛猴子上了花果山,恨不得人人扛把枪闹场革命,那才舒心。
Zhang Ling’s partial temple is separated from these sounds by a single door. This sound of Zhen Zhen’s voice is like a wave of lang, where can Zhang Liufang be settled?
正所谓有什么样的将军,就有什么样的士兵,李云东虽然不是这群学生名义上的领导者,但他绝对是这些人的精神领袖,他自己没个正形的想出这么一个史无前例的馊点子,自然这些学生就不可能正儿八经到哪里去,他们一个个大声喧哗,嬉笑怒骂,声音沸腾得简直龙虎山都要蹦起来了。
She only insisted on calming for a while, and couldn't help but listen to it. Want to hear what the outside voice is making, what is it so happy?
张灵所在的偏殿与这些声音就一门之隔,这喧嚣震天的声音一阵阵波lang似的传来,张流芳哪里能入定?
Zhang Liufang grew up in Longhushan. The flowers and grasses here are so familiar that they can no longer be familiar with them. They can touch the mountains with their eyes closed. Naturally, there is nothing new, but almost none of these college students have ever been there. This place, therefore, I feel curious at all, seeing the stone and yelling, making a fuss.
她只强作镇定了一会儿,便忍不住侧耳倾听了起来,想要听听外面这些声音到底是在闹腾些什么,怎么就这么开心?
Zhang Liufang was so troubled by the sound outside the door that he swallowed twenty-five mice with a sigh of relief. The hundred claws scratched his heart. She was stretching her neck and listening to the outside movement, but suddenly she heard Zhang Ling yelling: Zhang Liufang, he forced him to be strong, and the breeze smashed the post. He ran across his cross, and the moon shines on the river! You should have read this poem of Sanfeng Reality? ”
张流芳从小在龙虎山长大,这里的一花一草实在是熟悉得不能再熟悉了,闭着眼睛都能摸下山,自然是没有什么新鲜感,可这些大学生几乎每个人都没来过这地方,因此觉得哪里都好奇,看见块石头也大呼小叫,大惊小怪一番。
Zhang Liufang scared his neck and whispered: "Have heard…"
张流芳被这门外的声音闹腾得跟一口气吞了二十五只小老鼠似的,百爪挠心,她正伸长了脖子听着外面的动静,却忽然间听见张灵呵斥道:“张流芳,他强任他强,清风拂大岗。他横任他横,明月照大江!三丰真人的这首诗,你应该读过吧?”
Zhang Ling said: "I have heard it! How did your kungfu practice? ”
张流芳吓得一缩脖子,小声道:“听过……”
Where did Zhang Liufang dare to say anything, she had to close her eyes honestly, but she couldn’t get her eyes closed, and the outside voice was too noisy.
张灵喝道:“听过还这样!你的功夫都怎么练的?”
No way, practice is like this, the surrounding environment must be good, otherwise it is an empty talk.
张流芳哪里还敢说什么,只好老老实实的又闭上了眼睛起来,可她怎么闭眼睛都没法入定,外面的声音实在是太闹腾了。
Otherwise, which major practitioners have been practicing in the downtown area for thousands of years? Which big real person is in the prosperous place? Or how do you say that the practitioners are looking for the ancestral home of the dojo, must you find the deep forests of the lonely and spiritual treasures?
没办法,修行就是这样,周围环境一定要好,否则就是一句空话。
The reason is very simple, that is, afraid of being quarreled!
否则千百年来,哪个大修行人是在闹市修行的?哪个大真人是在繁华之地入定的?要么怎么说修行人找道场祖庭,一定要找偏僻寂静又灵宝物粹的深山老林呢?
More than two thousand students are making trouble…It’s really noisy, Zhang Liufang’s head is dizzy. From morning until afternoon, the sound of this door has not stopped. In the past, a wave of waves came. In the past, a group of people came to a team and they bombed with the carpet. Like, stop with a little bit.
原因很简单,就是怕被人吵嘛!
It’s easy to get to the sun, and the students are going to go down the mountain, and the door is quiet.
这两千多个学生闹腾起来……真是吵得张流芳脑袋都晕了,从上午一直到下午,这门口的声音就没消停过,过去一波又来一波,过去一队人,又来一队人,简直跟地毯式轮番轰炸似的,不带一丁点儿停歇。
Zhang had lived so long, and had never been noisy from morning till night, she waits for these students to leave, still feel inside the ears buzzing, seems to have echoes, very talented like, her hands painful rubbing her temples, heart secretly complain, but she looked at Zhangling, but found Zhangling also frowned, Shaking his head, it seems to be echoes inside the ear to clear out.
好容易熬到了太阳下山,这些学生们渐渐的也要下山离去了,这大门口才算消停清静了下来。
After a while, Zhang Ling’s partial temple was pushed away. Zhang Ling’s nervous voice shouted: “Who? What to do! ”
张流芳活这么大,还从来没有被人一直从早上吵到晚上过,她等这些学生们都离去后,还觉得耳朵里面嗡嗡作响,似乎还有余音,绕梁三日似的,她双手痛苦的揉着自己的太阳穴,心中暗自叫苦,可她看了一眼张灵后,却发现张灵也皱着眉头,摇着脑袋,似乎要将耳朵里面的余音给清除出去。
Incoming is her apprentice Zou Ping, Zou Ping was shocked and said: "Master, it is me!"
过了好一会儿,张灵的偏殿才被人推开,张灵有些神经质的大声喊了一声:“谁?干什么!”
Zhang Ling was quarreled for a whole day, and the surface was calm. However, Li Yundong had already smashed the corpse many times in the depths of her heart. She had been stunned for a whole day, and her nerves were somewhat abnormal. When she was relieved, she said, "Yes, come in, how? Is everything else okay? ”
进来的却是她的徒弟邹萍,邹萍吓了一跳,说道:“师父,是我!”
Zou Ping followed two Taoist priests. She and the two Taoist priests looked at each other. One of the slightly fatter Taoist whispers said: "Master Bo, here is a list of today's accounts, let's see."
张灵被吵了整整一天,表面上平静入定,可内心深处早就已经将李云东碎尸万段无数次了,她熬了一整天,神经都有些不正常了,等看到是邹萍时,她才微微松了口气,说道:“是你啊,进来吧,怎么样?其他地方都还好么?”
Zhang Ling grabbed his own temple with one hand and took the list with one hand. She glanced at it and suddenly smiled: "Not bad, there is still a six-figure profit?"
邹萍身后还跟着两个道士,她和这两个道士互相对视了一眼,其中一名稍胖一点的道士小声说道:“大师伯,这里是今天一天的账务清单,您看看。”
Zou Ping whispered: "Master, there are many tickets, and some are food and beverage income…"
张灵一只手揉着自己的太阳穴,一只手接过清单,她看了一眼,顿时笑了起来:“不错啊,居然还有六位数的盈利?”
There are also vegetarian dining halls in Longhushan. Although it is vegetarian, the price is much more expensive than many amaranths, but the students who come here to play don’t care about these. Some people just try to taste something fresh, and it’s all spent on it. A lot of money.
邹萍小声说道:“师父,有许多是门票收入,还有一部分是餐饮收入……”
Zhang Ling couldn't help but laughed and laughed. He said very proudly: "Li Yundong, Li Yundong, where are you not moving the king, you are clearly giving money to the boy!"
龙虎山中也有素斋食堂,虽然是素,但是价钱比许多荤菜还贵了许多,但来这里玩儿的学生们也不计较这些,有些人就是去尝个新鲜,就这积累下来都花了不少钱。
Zou Ping and the two priests behind him glanced at each other. Zou Ping swallowed his mouth and gave a list and said, "Master, here is the loss list…"
张灵忍不住哈哈笑了起来,极为得意的说道:“李云东啊李云东,你这哪里是不动明王,你分明是送财童子啊你!”
"Ok?"Zhang Lingyi, take a look.
邹萍和身后两名道士又面面相觑了一眼,邹萍使劲吞了口唾沫,又递过一份清单,说道:“师父,这里是损耗清单……”
It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter. At first glance, Zhang Ling jumped three feet high and snarled with anger: "What happened to the twenty-eight small incense burners being stolen? Also, there are still thirty-one walls being demolished. What happened? ”
“嗯?”张灵一愣,接过来一看。
Zou Ping said with a tear and tears: "Master, some walls have been in disrepair for a long time. I don't know who took a brick from it. It fell. As a result, many students took a brick and took it away. Say it is to stay commemorative…Can't stop it! ”
这不看不要紧,一看之下,张灵一跳三尺高,怒不可遏的咆哮道:“这二十八个小号香炉被盗是怎么回事?还,还有三十一处墙壁被拆又是怎么回事?”
Zhang Ling angered: "What about the incense burner? What is the incense burner? ”
邹萍一脸欲哭无泪的说道:“师父,有些墙本来就年久失修了,也不知道谁从里面抠下一块砖,它就倒了,结果好多学生都捡了一块砖带走,说是要留做纪念……拦都拦不住啊!”
The Taoist, who is slightly fatter next to him, added carefully: "Master Bo, there are too many people who come to view the burning incense. If you don't pay attention, you lose one…Every temple is almost the same, I haven’t found it, I can’t…What about a body search? ”
张灵怒道:“那香炉呢?香炉是怎么回事?”
Zhang Ling was so angry that her eyes were dizzy. When she saw another Taoist priest, she immediately pointed to him and said, "You, what do you want to say?"
旁边身材略胖的道士小心翼翼的补充道:“大师伯,来观里面烧香的人太多了,一不留神就丢了一个……各个殿都差不多,找都没发找,总不能……挨个搜身吧?”
The Taoist corps shrank and said: "Master Bo, this list has not been written…We are teaching the cultural relics, wall monuments, ancient trees, and using the knife with a pen, or writing or engraving two hundred and thirty-eight 'go to this tour'…"
张灵气得两眼发晕,她见另外一名道士一副欲言又止的样子,立刻一指他,怒道:“你,想说什么?”
Zhang Ling heard the words of this priest, almost mad with a blood spurt out, she rushed out and rushed, but after a few steps and stopped the foot, the heart hated blood!
这名道士身子一缩,怯怯的说道:“大师伯,这清单上面还没有写……我们正一教的文物古迹、墙壁石碑、古树奇葩上被人用笔用刀,或写或刻了两百三十八个‘到此一游”这几个字呢……”
This is the treasure of the cultural relics of Longhushan! ! The last time I was so ruined, it was still in seven years!
张灵听到这道士这句话,险些气得一口血喷出来,她快步往外便冲,可冲了几步又止住了脚,心中恨得直滴血!
Zhang Ling was so angry that her eyes were black and almost fainted. At this time, other Taoist priests came to the entrance of the main hall. It’s too noisy, I don’t think there is any way to practice it!”
这可是龙虎山的文物珍宝啊!!上一次被这样糟蹋,那还是在七几年!
"Yeah, this is the early spring, the first spring of an inch of gold!"
张灵这个气呀,她两眼一黑,差点气得晕了过去,这时门外其他的道士也都纷纷来到大殿门口,七嘴八舌的在她身后说道:“大师伯,今天实在是太闹啦,我想修行都没办法修行啦!”
"Master Sister, I still want to take this opportunity to work hard to impact the realm of gold. With such a trouble, I still practice a fart?"
“就是啊,这可是初春啊,一寸光阴一寸金的初春啊!”
Zhang Ling was so angry that she screamed: "Don't bother, aren't they already down the mountain?" It’s quiet at night, how do you practice, how to practice! ”
“大师姐,我还想趁着这个机会努力冲击金身境界呢,这么一闹,我还修炼个屁啊?”
The crowd listened, also think is this reason son, have each dispersed, can just turn around, then heard suddenly a voice in the distance from the mountain, pitched in the ear, the word clear, clearly is a high-power speaker of the expansion of the human voice, the sound extremely sensational said: "Fellow students of the days South University, today we gather in lung Fu Shan, The stars witnessed our friendship, the bonfire witnessed our youth, below let us welcome the Big 13 Class finance Department's Zhang Guofang schoolmate to bring us a classic old song, lets us in the song heartily Sing song and dance! ”
张灵被吵得不耐,她一声暴喝:“都别吵了,他们这不是已经下山了么?到晚上了就安静了,你们该怎么修行,就怎么修行!”
When these priests heard it, they all yelled!
众人一听,也觉得是这个理儿,纷纷各自散去,可刚转头,便听见忽然间山下远处传来一个声音,高亢入耳,字字清晰,分明是高倍喇叭的扩大人声,这声音极其煽情的说道:“诸位天南大学的同学们,今天我们相聚在龙虎山下,星空见证了我们的友谊,篝火见证了我们的青春,下面让我们欢迎大一三班金融系的张国方同学为我们带来一首经典老歌,让我们在歌声中尽情的欢歌笑语,载歌载舞吧!”
What? The day is over, and the night is not going to stop?
这些道士们一听,无不大哗!
Also, who is this fucking who wrote the lines? Do you dare to have a little blood? Dao, I have to vomit when I listen!
神马?白天闹腾完了,晚上还不消停?
Zhang Ling and other Taoist priests did not dare to fly. They all jumped on the beams of the partial hall and looked down at the heights. They saw a piece of bonfire and tents at the foot of the mountain, and they screamed.
还有,这他妈的谁写的台词啊?你敢再狗血一点么?道爷我听着都要吐了!
Zhang Ling’s eyes were straight, her forehead was jumping, her fists were squeaking, and she took a deep breath and was about to talk, but she heard a very distorted male sorghum and excitedly shouted: “Sister, you. Take the bow, my brother, I am going on the shore!"
张灵和其他道士们也不敢飞,都纷纷跳上了偏殿的房梁,居高临下的望去,果然看见山脚下有一片片篝火和帐篷,一阵喧嚣声扑面而来。
When these Taoist priests heard it, they almost fell off the roof and burst into tears!
张灵两眼发直,额头青筋乱跳,拳头捏得咯嘣直响,她深吸了一口气,正要说话,却听见一个极为扭曲的男声高亢而兴奋的大声嘶喊道:“妹妹你坐船头啊,哥哥我在岸上走!”
I am going to go, "Love of the Secretary"! ! !
这些道士道姑们一听,险些都从房顶上摔下来,一个个泪流满面!
Are you still a fucking college student, dare to sing a little fashionable song?
我了个去啊,《纤夫的爱》!!!
If the song is not fashionable, forget it. Do you dare to sing it?
你们还他妈的大学生呢,敢唱点时髦一点的歌曲吗?
It’s not a good thing to sing a song. Do you dare not sing a man to sing a girl?
歌曲不时髦也就算了,你敢把调唱准吗?
Even if you are a big man singing female voices, you dare to sing the lyrics right? That is the grace of love and love the ropes, not the grace of love and love the bed! ! That is the little sister, I am sitting on the bow, not the little sister, I am sitting on the bed! !
调唱不准也算了,你敢别装腔做调的男人唱女声吗?
What kind of college students is this his mother? Singing so three common?
就算你一个大老爷们唱女声也就算了,你敢把歌词唱对吗?那是恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠,不是恩恩爱爱床上荡悠悠!!那是小妹妹我坐船头,不是小妹妹我坐床头!!
Sanqing ancestors, Taihao the Great…You will send out your compassion and let the host who spoke the blood of the dog come back soon…Dao, I can't hold it! !
这他娘的都是什么大学生啊?唱歌这么三俗?
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