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Wang Ling found for the first time that it’s dangerous to point out the monsters…
王令头一回发现,自己点化的精怪很危险……
As the current Wangjia small villa, the only one that has used the second-generation dot-spotted magic, the power of the book of Xiansheng has already appeared. Although the most powerful monster in combat capability is Ma Daren, the power of the book of Xian Sheng is really shocking.
作为目前王家小别墅中,唯一的一个利用了二代点化术点化过的精怪,仙圣之书的强大力量已经显现无疑。虽然作战能力上,最强的精怪还是马大人,但是论其余能力,仙圣之书的强大之处委实令人震惊。
If you get a second point like the Ma Daren, I am afraid that you don’t want to be a cosmic artifact…
如果像马大人一样得到第二次点化,怕不是要成为宇宙级神器……
Wang Ling thought with a low head, he felt that the ability of the book of Immortal, perhaps for the benefit of the universe, maybe… The calculation of probability is still a bit counterintuitive!
王令低着头思考着,他觉得仙圣之书的能力,或许可以造福宇宙也说不定……计算概率这种事,还是有点逆天的呀!
“Lord?”
“主上?”
Wang Ling: “?”
王令:“?”
Wang Ling had a bold idea, and he wanted to send the book of Xiansheng to other universes.
王令有了一个大胆的想法,他有点想把仙圣之书送到其他宇宙去。
This guy is too smart, and staying with him may be a huge problem…
这家伙实在是太聪明了,留在身边也许是个巨大的麻烦……
Seeing Wang Ling for a long time, there is no response. The book of Xiansheng says: “What is the Lord thinking about?”
见王令许久没有回应,仙圣之书又道:“主上在思考什么?”
Wang Ling hasn’t spoken yet, and the book of Xiansheng has received the following words: “I know that the Lord is still thinking about the Lord of the Covil, and I just calculated that the probability of having 87% on the Lord will choose the third option. Therefore, Immortal Toya has been contacted in advance, and Immortal Toya is sent a text message in the tone of the Lord to let him deal with the Coriolus.”
王令还没开口呢,仙圣之书又接话了:“我知道主上大人还在想魔肠菌主的事情,并且我刚刚推算到主上有87%的概率会选择第三个选项,因此在下已经提前联系好了洞爷仙人,以主上的口吻给洞爷仙人发送短信,让他去处理魔肠菌主一事。”
Wang Ling: “…”
王令:“……”
The book of Immortal: “The probability of having 92% on the surface of tomorrow will form a giant tornado, affecting the progress of the flight. Therefore, I have already helped Immortal Toya to purchase the underwater passage ticket for this trip. It will arrive two hours later in the evening. ”
仙圣之书:“推算到明日海面上有92%的概率形成巨型龙卷风,影响航班进度,因此本次出行已我已经帮助洞爷仙人购买水下通道票,今天傍晚出发两小时后即可抵达。”
“…”
“……”
“Because of the space control in the country of Mi Xiu, the main free space tunnel to send Immortal Toya in the past, I am afraid it will affect the relationship between major powers.”
“由于米修国国境内空间管制,主上随意开辟空间隧道送洞爷仙人过去,恐怕会影响大国关系。”
“…”
“……”
“In addition, the purchase of the ticket for the underwater passage was purchased after the pawn of the Lord.”
“另外,购买水下通道的票钱,是典当了主上的干脆面后购买的。”
“???”
“???”
“At the moment, I have already calculated that there is a probability that 99% will destroy me. Of course, I have the probability of 1% being sent to other universes to benefit other universes. But please be sure to be safe. Because I have already felt that your anger has penetrated the wall of the dimension and is affecting the world environment.”
“目前,我已经推算到主上有99%的概率要把我砸坏。当然,我还有1%的概率被送往其他宇宙造福其他宇宙的人类。但是请主上务必骚安勿躁。因为我已经感觉到你怒气穿透了次元壁,正影响到世界环境。”
The heart of Wang Ling: (へp)
王令的内心:(へ╬)
After a few seconds…
几秒后……
“The Lord is calm, Lord! I have already felt that your anger is coming out… and it seems to have overflowed the wall of the dimension and flowed into other universes…”
“主上冷静啊主上!我已经感觉到你的怒气要呼之欲出了……而且似乎已经溢出了次元壁,流到了其他宇宙当中……”
After a few more seconds…
又几秒后……
The heart of Wang Ling: (sF□’)s喋擤ォ
王令的内心:(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
“Lord… you really don’t want to be impulsive… I know that you are now trying to beat me with the probability of 99.99, but you will be mad at the tenth universe. The tenth universe has already suffered. When the anger of the Lord is affected, the four poles begin to leak sideways… If you use the Shu Bao, the earth comprehens of the 10th universe barely support 30, the self-cultivator will disappear completely.”
“主上……你真的不要冲动……我知道你现在又99.99的概率很想打我,但是你再动怒第十宇宙的次元破壁会越来越大……目前,第十宇宙已经遭受到了主上的怒气影响,四极都开始侧漏了……如果用护舒宝,第十宇宙的地球修真者勉强再支撑30年,修真者就会彻底消失了。”
At this moment, Wang Ling took a deep breath…
此时此刻,王令深吸了一口气……
He has already decided.
他已经决定了。
He wants to send this guy to the tenth universe!
他要把这个家伙送到第十宇宙去!
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On the other hand, Immortal Toya on the island of Chrysanthemum has received the message from the sacred book of the sacred book Wang Ling, the body as an ipad, the book of Xiansheng can connect any electronic device in the world to the device. Send a message.
另一边,菊花岛上洞爷仙人已经收到了仙圣之书伪装王令口吻发来的信息,本体作为一台ipad,仙圣之书可以自有连通世界上的任何一台电子设备,往设备中发送消息。
Immortal Toya is very excited, because this is his first time to go abroad to perform the task, and he is also very clear, this is a crisp face to give himself a chance.
洞爷仙人很激动,因为这算是他头一回出国执行任务,而且他也很清楚,这是脆面道君在给自己机会。
“Congratulations to you, brother, you have been appointed!” Thunder True Monarch said: “Your realm has been long-lasting, and the reason for this is that there is no peace of mind.”
“恭喜你了洞兄,你被钦定了!”丢雷真君在旁道贺:“你的境界长久不前,这里面很大的原因还是心境没有平歇下来。”
“What does this say about True Monarch?” As a pharmacist, the pharmacist’s state of mind is more stable than the normal self-cultivator. Because the process of refining itself is about peace of mind, if it is too violent, the success rate of refining medicinal herbs will be greatly reduced.
“真君此话怎讲?”作为一名药师,药师的心境是要比正常修真者更加稳当的。因为炼药这个过程本身讲究的就是心平气和,若是太过暴躁,炼制丹药的成功率会大打折扣。
Therefore, in the industry, many pharmacists are quite Buddhist.
所以在业内,很多药师都相当佛系。
“Do not misunderstand the brothers, your mind is open, naturally can not be compared with the normal comprehension. But often the more open mind, the greater the possibility of being smashed into. The Chrysanthemum Island is now invaded and devastated, even if you If you don’t show it, you will have resentment in your heart.”
“洞兄不要误会,你的心境开阔,自然不能与正常修真者相比。但往往越开阔的心境,被趁虚而入的可能性也就越大。菊花岛如今遭受入侵,满目疮痍,就算你没有表现出来,心中也定然有怨气。”
Having said that, Thunder True Monarch sighed: “So usually in this case, having a girlfriend is very important…”
说到这里,丢雷真君叹了口气:“所以通常在这种情况下,有个女朋友就很重要了……”
Immortal Toya: “…”
洞爷仙人:“……”
“If Dong brother has a girlfriend, he can completely repair it to vent this grievance. But now, without a girlfriend, only the brothers will solve the incident personally, in order to achieve the effect of purifying the mood.” Thunder True Monarch said: “Mood, This is the problem that every self-cultivator who has reached the bottleneck will encounter. After all, the brother is not the king’s demon… So brother, this is helping the brothers to guide the way!”
“若洞兄有女友,完全可以双修来发泄这股怨气。可现在在没有女友的情况下,只有洞兄将事件亲自解决,才能达到净化心境的效果。”丢雷真君说道:“心境,这是每一个达到瓶颈的修真者都会碰到的问题,洞兄毕竟不是王老魔……令兄这是在帮洞兄指路啊!”
“What does this have to do with Wang Laomo…”
“这和王老魔又有什么联系……”
“Does the brother of the cave forget? In the beginning, in order to purify his own state of mind, Wang Laomo specially opened a wood carving shop to engrave a wooden plane cup… that perseverance and craftsmanship, normal comprehension is difficult to achieve.”
“洞兄难道忘记了?当初王老魔为了净化自己的心境,特意开了家木雕店雕刻木制飞机杯来着……那份毅力和工艺,正常修真者都难以达到。”
“…”
“……”
The words silenced Immortal Toya for a long time. After a moment, his eyes suddenly noticed on the phone of True Monarch, and took a deep breath: “True Monarch, is this…”
这番话让洞爷仙人沉默了许久,片刻后他的目光突然注意到丢雷真君的手机上,并深吸了一口气:“真君,请问这是……”
“As seen by the brothers, this is a dating software. Just click on the sweep, the software’s radar will automatically start scanning the female comprehension in 500 that best matches your hobbies.”
“如洞兄所见,这是一款交友软件。只要点击扫一扫,软件的雷达就会自动启动扫描500里范围内与你的兴趣爱好最为匹配的女修真者。”
“but……”
“可是……”
“Dong brother, you and I are not small. I need to think about myself in the future. With a fixed spouse, I am only good for myself. With a spouse, the success rate of your refining will be greatly improved in the future.”
“洞兄,你我都老大不小了。需要为自己以后多多着想,有了固定的配偶,对自己只有好处。有了配偶,日后,你炼制丹药的成功率也会大大提升。”
“but……”
“可是……”
“Of course, this incident is too late. But I have to plan ahead. I just came into contact with this software. After the brothers came back, I estimated that I also studied it. When I can teach the brothers, I will give gold to the silver. When looking for a mom.”
“当然,这一次事件是来不及了。但总得未雨绸缪吧?这个软件我也是刚刚接触,等洞兄回来以后,我估摸着也研究的差不多了,到时候我可以手把手教洞兄,给金时银时找个妈。”
“but……”
“可是……”
“There is nothing good about the brother! This is the mission! It is also the task that I have assigned to you for the first time since the establishment of the war situation. The organization is still very concerned about your life! This time the Chrysanthemum Island incident. If it is not for the brothers I am afraid that the mentality of the brother-in-law has collapsed… So, shouldn’t the brother-in-law find a wife who will blow up her face and repay her brother?”
“没有什么好可是的洞兄!这个是任务!也是战忽局成立以来,哟首次布置给你的任务,组织上还是非常关心你的人生大事的!这一次菊花岛事件。如果不是令兄出手,怕是洞兄的心态已经崩了……所以洞兄难道不该找个会炸干脆面的妻子,报答一下令兄吗?”
“but……”
“可是……”
“But it? How do I feel why the brothers are so nervous? I am only studying it myself, but I still understand it.”
“又可是?我怎么感觉洞兄为什么这么紧张?我现在只是在自己研究而已,还内研究明白呢。”
“I know True Monarch… but…” Immortal Toya took a deep breath, he had been squatting for a long time, and he would not let him finish, he felt that he would die.
“道理我都懂真君……可是……”洞爷仙人深吸了一口气,他已经憋了很久了,再不让他说完,他感觉自己会死的。
The next moment, he glared at Thunder True Monarch and didn’t speak. He reached over his mouth: “But… True Monarch can’t use my avatar when making friends…”
下一刻,他趁着丢雷真君还没开口,伸手捂住了他的嘴:“可是……真君交友的时候能不能别用我的头像……”
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