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8 month 17 Day, facing the provocation of DG high school Li Hao and his son, this farce ended in “self-acquisition”. The main thing is that the loss of Li Hao and his son is really ugly… And on that day, the worst people are the cleaning aunts in the 60th, except for Li Hao and his son…
8月17日,面对DG高中李浩父子的挑衅,这场闹剧最终以“自取其辱”而告终。最主要的是,李浩父子的输相实在太难看了……而那一天,最惨的人除了李浩父子以外,就是六十中的保洁阿姨们……
The cleaning aunt wore a nasal mask and cleaned the ground while smashing the 18th generation of Li Haozu. The yellowish substance on the ground is the product that Li Dio squirts after the expired dry noodles combined with the super bacteria in the stomach. The viscosity is stronger than ordinary feces, just like slime sticks to the ground. It is lingering, and it also emits an extremely unpleasant smell.
保洁阿姨戴着鼻塞口罩,一边清理地面,一边把李浩祖宗十八代都给骂了个遍。这地面上的屎黄色物质,是李迪奥吃下了过期干脆面结合肚子里的超级细菌后喷射而出的产物,其粘性竟然要比普通的粪便更强,如同史莱姆一般黏在地面上挥之不去,而且还散发着令人极度难闻的气味。
The cleaning aunt used a variety of symbols to clean the ground, and finally did not achieve good results, the end is that I had to directly lose this fighting platform.
保洁阿姨用了各种符篆清理地面,最后都没有达到很好的结果,结局就是只好把这块武斗台给直接丢了。
At the same time, because some of the yellowish material splashed on the ceiling, the ceiling was removed.
同时还因为屎黄色的物质有一些喷溅到了天花板上,连天花板都要拆除。
Fortunately, this summer vacation, the 60th was originally intended to be built, but the school was built to the school, in the face of this bad behavior that seriously affected the order of the game and undermined the experience of the game, the 60th still had to be DG High School. Li Hao and his son carried out the accountability and initiated the claim process.
好在这个暑假,六十中原本就是打算进行校建的,然而校建归校建,面对这种严重影响了比赛秩序、破坏了观赛体验的不良行为,六十中还是要对DG高中的李浩父子进行追责与启动索赔程序。
In the evening, the principal of DG High School personally posted an apology video on the Internet. However, many netizens did not buy the principal’s behavior, and called for DG, a foreign-funded high school that did not respect the local culture of comprehension.
当天晚上,DG高中的校长亲自在网络上发布了一条道歉视频,然而很多网友对校长的行为并不买账,并呼吁让DG这种不尊重本土修真文化的外资修真高中滚出克。
8/18
8月18日
DG High School Principal Meeting Room.
DG高中的校长会议室。
All the school administrators of DG High School were present, including Li Dio, who had a stomachache yesterday.
DG高中所有校董悉数到场,包括昨天闹肚子的李迪奥在内。
In fact, Li Dio was still in trouble after 20 minutes before the start of the meeting.
而事实上,直到会议开始前20分钟,李迪奥还在闹肚子。
Li Dio has a feeling that he feels that E. coli in his intestines seems to be a fine city! (non-typo, anti-harmony) (not for water words)
李迪奥有一种感觉,他感觉自己肠子里面的大肠杆菌好像城精了!(非错字,防和谐)(也不是为了水字数)
He felt that his stomach was falling into the sea every minute and every second, and he kept making a loud voice.
他感觉自己的胃部每一分每一秒都在翻江倒海,并且不断发出咕咕咕的声音。
The DG high school principal and a group of school managers are wearing a stuffy nose.
DG高中校长和一众校董都戴着鼻塞。
The headmaster of DG High School is a silver-backed old man wearing a very gentleman: “If Mr. Dior is not feeling well, he can actually not participate…”
DG高中的校长是一位理着银色背头的老者,穿着非常绅士:“迪奥先生如果身体不适,其实可以不用来参加的……”
He couldn’t help it, because every minute Li Dio had to put a boring fart, causing the entire meeting room to be filled with the smell of Li Dio.
他有点忍不住了,因为每一分钟李迪奥都要放一个闷屁,导致整个会议室充斥着李迪奥的气味。
Some school managers didn’t even smoke cigars because the concentration of farts was too high, and they feared that Mars would detonate the air.
一些校董连雪茄都不敢抽了,因为屁的浓度太高,他们害怕火星会把空气引爆。
Snapped!
啪!
Li Dio bit his teeth and patted the table: “This… no! Yesterday, I was too shameful! This face, I must earn it back!”
李迪奥咬咬牙,一拍桌子:“这……不行!昨天,我太丢脸了!这个面子,我一定要挣回来!”
“Good… I will allow Mr. Dior to join, but Mr. Dior, please promise me, don’t be excited…”
“好……我允许迪奥先生入会,但是迪奥先生,请答应我,不要激动好吗……”
The headmaster and a group of school managers looked at Li Dio as if they were bomb-like. For a time, everyone had opened a distance with Li Diola.
校长和一众校董都是如视炸弹般的望着李迪奥,一时间所有人纷纷与李迪奥拉开了距离。
When people are excited, what are the most difficult places to control? That’s right… it’s an anus…
人在激动的时候,最容易控制不住的几个地方是什么?没错……就是肛门……
Especially in the case of diarrhea, once emotionally excited, Li Dio is likely to re-launch the rocket and reproduce the feat of the 60th battle on yesterday.
尤其是还在腹泻的情况下,一旦情绪激动起来,李迪奥很有可能会再度进行火箭喷发,重现昨天六十中武斗台上的那番壮举。
The headmaster of DG High School sighed: “You… I want to discuss with you now, it is the transfer of students. DG High School has received the red warning from Hua Xiulian, and it has been unable to continue to operate in Hua Xiu. ”
DG高中的校长叹了口气:“诸位……现在我要和大家讨论的,是学生转校问题。DG高中目前已经收到了华修联的红色警告,已经无法在华修国继续经营下去了。”
“Why is this going to be so serious?” A school manager is puzzled.
“为什么事情会这么严重?”一个校董不解。
“In this case, after all, we underestimated the risk of the incident. If we can apologize at the beginning, we will not fall to this point…” The gentleman’s head shook his head: “We have no room to recover now. Five minutes ago, Hua Xiulian had issued an ultimatum, let us properly handle the transfer of students in a month, and refund the sponsor fees and tuition and tuition fees for the students.”
“这件事,终究是我们低估了事件的风险,如果刚开始就可以好好道歉的话,不至于会沦落到这个地步……”绅士校长摇了摇头:“我们现在已经没有挽回的余地,就在五分钟前,华修联已经下发了最后通牒,让我们在一个月的时间里妥善处理学生们的转校事宜,并退还赞助商费用以及学生们的学费、学杂费等。”
Several school managers heard it here, all of them were loose, like a deflated ball.
几个校董听到这里,皆是浑身一松,像是泄了气的皮球。
The warning of this scale is unprecedented… and it is still issued directly by Hua Xiulian, and even the Wanshang League has directly crossed. They simply did not have the right to negotiate settlement.
这种规模的警告,史无前例……而且还是华修联直接下发,连万校联盟都直接越过了。他们根本没有去谈判和解的权利。
They injected a lot of investment funds into DG High School, but no one thought that the final result was actually such an ending.
他们在DG高中注入了许多的投资资金,但是谁都没有想到最终换来的竟然是这样一个结局。
“Mr. Dior, you should reflect on your son’s behavior!” So someone attributed this to Li Dio and Li Hao.
“迪奥先生,你应该为你儿子的行为而反省!”于是,有人把这件事归结到了李迪奥和李浩身上。
This matter, someone needs to stand up and back.
这件事,需要有人站出来背锅。
Otherwise, it is impossible to explain to the consortium bosses who have invested abroad…
不然根本无法和国外投资的财团老总们解释……
The DG series of high school has just entered the Hua Xiu education market, and the result has turned out to be such a terrible situation.
DG系列高中才刚刚入驻华修国教育市场不久,结果竟然落得如此惨烈的局面。
Moreover, this influence is continuous, and the red notice of Hua Xiulian will also be released internationally, so their reputation abroad will be greatly affected.
而且这个影响是持续的,华修联的红色通告也会对国际发布,因此他们在国外的声誉也会大受影响。
Li Dio’s abdominal pain is unbearable, and he said, “This is… I am… no… thinking…”
李迪奥腹痛难忍,一字一顿的说:“这件事……是我……没有……思考……”
But unfortunately, he didn’t finish talking, and he rushed out again with his stomach…
但可惜,他话没说完,便捂着肚子再度冲了出去……
Everyone was relieved: “…”
众人松了口气:“……”
Fortunately, there is no direct eruption in the conference room, otherwise the conference room can not be.
还好,没有直接在会议室喷发,不然这会议室都不能要了。
When Li Dio left, the principal finally said: “For the punishment decision of Mr. Dior, the foreign consortium already has it. It is just that Mr. Dior is just present. I can’t stimulate him. Should everyone understand it?”
见到李迪奥离开,校长终于开口:“对于迪奥先生的处罚决定,其实外国财团已经有了。只是迪奥先生刚刚在场,我不能刺激他,大家应该都能理解吧?”
Everyone nodded, such as chicken glutinous rice… They naturally knew the seriousness of the problem. If Lee Dion’s desires were erupted, Li Dio would definitely erupt on the spot!
众人点点头,如小鸡啄米……他们自然知道问题的严重性,要是在刚刚李迪奥那种几欲爆发的情况下拖出事实,李迪奥肯定会当场喷发的!
“At present, the consortium has the following two punishment decisions, which need to be implemented after voting,” the principal said.
“目前财团们有如下两个处罚决定,需要各位投票后执行。”校长说道。
“What decision?”
“什么决定?”
“First, send them to the foreign countries to transcend the country and debut with the image of a couple of women.”
“第一,把他们送外太修国变性,并以双人女团形象组合出道。”
Everyone was shocked: “…”
众人大惊:“……”
Li Di’s aunt has a bit of capital that can be transfigured…
李迪奥姑且还有几分可以变性的资本……
But Li Hao…
但是李浩……
This transformation is also a diamond Barbie!
这个改造出来也是个金刚芭比啊!
“I oppose! Too hot!” There are managers raising their hands.
“我反对!太辣眼!”有校董举手。
“I also object! This punishment is not humane! Why hurt our eyes!”
“我也反对!这个处罚一点都不人性化!为什么要伤害我们的眼睛!”
“Good.” The headmaster nodded: “Since two school managers have expressed their opposition, then I will say the rest of the resolution. The second resolution is to send Mr. Dior and his son to the vampire control of the country. The center asked them to take care of the follow-up process. However, because of the unstable stomach situation of Mr. Dior, the Vampire Control Center issued a high cost of building damage repair. This fee needs to be shared by all of you. Otherwise, Mr. Dior only I can be sent to a certain home in the room and live together.”
“好。”校长点点头:“既然已经有两位校董表示反对,那么我来说说剩下的决议。第二个决议就是,将迪奥先生与他的儿子,送入立修国吸血鬼管制中心,让他们来负责后续的处理。不过因为迪奥先生胃部情况不稳定,吸血鬼管制中心开出了一笔高额的建筑损坏维修费用。这个费用需要各位一起来承担。不然的话,迪奥先生只能被送到在座的某位家里面,一起同住了。”
“Why should we pay for it?” Some people dissatisfied.
“凭什么要我们出钱?”又有人不服。
The voice just fell, and the toilet on the side of the principal’s meeting room slammed into a violent roar!
话音刚落,校长会议室边上的厕所“砰”的一声,爆发出了一阵剧烈的轰鸣!
The toilet was blown up by Li Dio…
厕所,被李迪奥给喷炸了……
The headmaster smiled slightly: “Do you still have opinions?”
校长微微一笑:“各位还有意见吗?”
The school managers have expressed their opinions.
校董们纷纷表态。
“I agree!”
“我同意!”
“I agree!”
“我也同意!”
“Agree!! You must agree! The principal is wise!”
“同意!!必须同意啊!校长英明!”
“I agree! Please ask the principal to contact the consortium tomorrow and send them away!”
“我同意!请校长明天就和财团联系,把他们送走!”
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