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In the conference room, in addition to the two principals, Chen and Jin, the other foreign school principals showed a shocked look: Why… would a dog appear?
会议室里,除了陈、金两位校长以外,其余外校校长都露出了震惊的眼神:为什么……会出现一只狗?
The old secretary sat at the forefront and looked at the flashing screen. His expression was calm: “I know this dog, and I have reported it through the teachers of the 60th. I personally approved it, so I didn’t have any special Say hello.”
老书记坐在最前方,看着闪烁的荧幕,表情很是镇定:“这狗我认识,而且是经过六十中的教师向上汇报过,由我亲自审批下来的,所以就没和诸位特别去打招呼。”
“But… the old secretary should also know that this is just a dog. How can we compete with the students of our key schools?” Hong Hong’s principal, Jin Yuan, was somewhat unhappy.
“但……老书记应该也知道这只是一只狗,怎么能和我们重点学校的学生同台竞技?”晋元高中的洪校长有些不高兴了。
“The number of middle school students in the 59th and 60th grades is not dominant. Putting this spirited dog in is actually a matter of checks and balances.” The old secretary swept his eyes to the principals: “And you don’t know, this one The dog in the tenth is a meritorious dog. When the original film was committed, the dog killed one of the killers who tried to be unfavorable to the student.
“原本五十九中和六十中学生的人数就不占优势,放这只灵犬进来其实也是出于制衡考虑。”老书记将目光扫向众校长:“而且你们不知道吧,这条六十中的狗可是功勋犬。当初影流来犯的时候,这只狗仅凭一己之力就弄死了一位企图对学生不利的杀手。”
The old secretary said that several principals suddenly had nothing to say.
老书记说到这里,几个校长顿时无话了。
“The victory of this escape contest is certainly one aspect, but we must also pay attention to the fun of education. Do you think that the generals have made so many strange magic weapons in the design of the magic weapon? What is it for the students? Are we going to the history of science after the game?”
“这场逃杀大赛的胜利固然是一方面,但我们也要注意寓教于乐。你们以为易将军在设计法宝的环节弄了这么多奇奇怪怪的法宝是为了什么?还不是为了给学生们在比赛之余顺便科普下历史?”
The old secretary touched the scum, and his face was unpredictable: “…so I think it is important to promote the idea that people and animals live in harmony.”
老书记摸了摸胡渣,脸上的表情高深莫测:“……所以我觉得,提倡人与动物和谐相处的理念也很重要。”
Principal: “…”
众校长:“……”
The old secretary: “Of course, in this respect, the generals have also considered it. I also deliberately designed a magic weapon mixed in the map to effectively promote the exchange between students and animals.”
老书记:“当然,在这一方面易将军也早有考量。还特意设计了一件法宝混在地图当中,有效促进学生与动物之间的交流。”
A magic weapon that promotes harmony between humans and animals?
能促进人与动物和谐相处的法宝?
On the side, Zhuo Yi took a deep chin and thought about it. For this escaping contest, there are too many magic weapons designed by General Yi. Although Zhuoyi has seen a lot on the list, it is completely dizzying.
一旁,卓异端着下巴深深思索起来。为了这次逃杀大赛,易将军设计的法宝实在太多了,虽然卓异已经在清单上看到了很多,但根本是目不暇接。
“What kind of magic weapon is that?”
“那是怎样的法宝?”
At this time, a voice came.
这时,一道声音传来。
What makes everyone a bit strange is that the person who raised the question this time turned out to be the ancestor of the retreat.
让众人有些诧异的是,这一次提出问题的人竟然是那位闭关修炼的狂魔靠山老祖。
The ancestors of the mountain sighed: “There has always been a great admiration for the enthusiasm of the generals on the magic weapon. If the generals did not complete the basic drawings of the seven-star sword, the Zhenyuan immortal could not improve this. After that, there is no legendary seven-star sword with the power of moving mountains.”
靠山老祖叹了口气:“在下一直对易将军在法宝上的制造热情非常钦佩。当年如果不是易将军完成了七星剑的造剑基本图纸,镇元仙人就无法以此为根基进行改良,往后也就没有传说中拥有移山之威的七星剑了。”
“No matter how many times I listened, I feel that the general is very powerful every time…” President Chen could not help but admire.
“不管听多少次,每次都觉得易将军很厉害啊……”陈校长也忍不住赞叹。
This is a real strange person. At the beginning of the founding of the Ten Commanders, he once had a contest with the legendary Guapi Demon. Today, it is also a master of the instrument, controlling the largest magical processing plant in China. Although there are always some strange brain holes in the creation of the magic weapon, but the strength of the general and the historical contribution to the magic weapon, it is definitely second to none.
这是一个真正的奇人。当初的开国十将,曾经还与那位传说中的瓜皮魔尊有过较量。如今更是法器宗师,掌控着华修国最大的法宝加工厂。虽然有时候总是在法宝的创作上会有一些奇怪的脑洞,但提到易将军的实力和对法宝的历史贡献,那绝对是首屈一指。
“The headmasters are quiet and quiet… Let us first listen to the secretary’s introduction to the magic weapon that promotes the harmonious development of humans and animals.”
“诸位校长先静一静……让我们先听听书记介绍下那把促进人与动物和谐发展的法宝。”
Without waiting for a few principals, the topic of the general will continue to expand, and Zhuoyi quickly pulled the problem back. The glorious deeds of the generals, even if they spend another three days and three nights, they can’t finish.
不等几个校长就易将军这个话题继续拓展下去,卓异赶忙把问题给拉了回来。有关易将军的那些光荣事迹,就算再花个三天三夜那也是说不完的。
The old secretary looked calm and saw that he was quiet all around, only to open his mouth: “It is an umbrella made of powerful spider silk, white wolf teeth and a mixture of various complex instrument formulas. Just note in the umbrella. With full rejuvenation, you can summon a thousand chickens from the sky… Those chickens are white chickens imported directly from the chicken factory in the suburbs, and each chicken is quite juicy and juicy.”
老书记目光沉着,见四周都安静下来了,方才开口:“那是一把由强力蛛丝、白狼利齿以及混合了各种复杂的法器公式研制而成的伞。只要在伞中注满灵力再张开,便可召唤一千只灵鸡从天而降……那些鸡都是从郊区的鸡工厂直接进口的白羽鸡,每一只鸡都相当肥美多汁。”
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Promote the harmonious development of people and animals, your sister!
促进人与动物和谐发展你妹啊!
Why is it a thousand fat and juicy white chickens!
为什么非要是一千只肥美多汁的白羽鸡啊!
This is a magic weapon to resist the development of people and animals in order to resist the food! ?
这是要忍住不吃,才能锻炼人与动物和谐发展的法宝吗!?
Zhuoyi listened to the urge to growl, he has not had any illusions about this magic weapon, it is obvious that this is a brain magic weapon that the generals have made for the stranger.
卓异听完有种想咆哮的冲动,他已经完全不对这件法宝抱有丝毫的幻想了,很明显这是一件易将军为了搞怪才托人制作出来的脑洞系法宝。
Sure enough, this year’s old cadres’ life is not harmonious, and they all like to delve into some weird things. General Yi likes to develop magic weapons, and Dakang secretary likes to drive the car… Before the meeting, Zhuoyi remembered that he still persuaded him for a long time, and Dakang’s secretary resisted the grievance and removed the motorcycle helmet.
果然,这年头老干部的晚年生活不和谐,都喜欢钻研一些奇奇怪怪的东西了是么?易将军喜欢研制法宝,达康书记喜欢飙车……在开会之前,卓异记得自己还是劝了好半天,达康书记才强忍着委屈把摩托车头盔给摘掉的。
In the founding of the country, all of them like to “sell Meng”, which is what it is! ?
堂堂开国十将,个个都喜欢“卖萌”,这到底成何体统!?
Exaggerated painful licking the temple.
卓异痛苦的揉了揉太阳穴。
For this group of old leaders, he really can be said to have broken his heart…
为了这群老领导,他真可谓是操碎了心……
Everyone knows that in the past, for the sake of China, the founding of the country has made great contributions. There are even a lot of people who have given up their love. Now they are all old people, but ten people are not married!
谁都知道,当年为了华修国,开国十将都做出了极大的贡献。甚至有很多都放弃了爱情,现在虽然都是一把年纪的老人了,但十个人居然都没有结婚!
Zhuo Yi feels that when should he organize this group of leaders to “If You Are the One”, so in the end, there is no big problem! If there are children, who has the energy to study these strange things?
卓异觉得自己应该什么时候组织一下这群领导们上一下“非诚勿扰”了,所以归根结底没有子嗣才是大问题啊!要是有了子女,谁还有精力去研究这些奇奇怪怪的事?
However, it is clear that the old secretary has no problem until the current problem. He glanced around and asked: “Don’t you be curious, what is the name of an umbrella that can instantly summon a thousand white chickens?”
不过很显然,老书记还没有问题到现在的问题所在。他看了眼四下,接着问道:“你们难道不好奇,这把能瞬间召唤一千只白羽鸡的伞叫什么名字吗?”
Backing the ancestors: “So, what is this umbrella called?”
靠山老祖:“所以,这把伞叫什么?”
“Thousand chicken umbrellas.” The old secretary replied.
“千鸡伞。”老书记回答。
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Zhuo Yi has a little bit of dissatisfaction.
卓异已经有点不想说话了。
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On the street, Erha couldn’t help but sneez.
街道上,二蛤忍不住打了个喷嚏。
The topic of harmonious development between humans and animals is actually quite unfriendly to Erha.
人与动物和谐发展这个话题其实对二蛤来说还是挺不友好的。
After all, Erha knew that his predecessor was a demon king.
毕竟二蛤知道自己的前身是一只妖王。
Although, I am now completely steadfast in the adjustment of the little master.
虽然,自己现在已经在令小主子的调教下完全从良了。
Even the demon source that is needed when practicing the “Devil’s Heart Sutra” is to make the harmony of the little master, and replace it for the source of Reiki…
连修炼那本《妖王心经》时所需要的妖气本源,都在令小主子的和谐整改下,更替为了灵气本源……
So in theory, Erha has completely separated from the past demon king status.
所以从理论上,二蛤已经完全与过去的妖王身份脱离了关系。
The spiritual power of Erha is very pure and even cleaner than some Foundation Establishment Stage students. It is precisely because of this that it was allowed to be admitted to the escape contest by the permission of Secretary Dakang.
二蛤身上的灵力本源非常纯净,甚至要比一些筑基期的学生都要干净很多。也正是因为如此,它才得到了达康书记的允许被放进了这场逃杀大赛里。
If there is such a trace of demon in the body, Erha believes that he has not been put in, he will be shot by the Dakang secretary, and the gods will disappear.
如果但凡身上有那么一丝丝的妖气存在,二蛤相信自己还没放进来就要被达康书记一掌拍死,直接神形俱灭。
Of course, Wang Ling was completely unaware of this time when he came to the escape contest. Because in the morning, when Wang Ling came to the school to report on the front foot, he sent someone to the Wangjiaxiao Villa to pick it up after 60 feet in the back foot…
当然,这次来到逃杀大赛的事,王令是完全不知情的。因为在早上王令前脚来学校报道以后,后脚六十中就专门派人来到王家小别墅把它给接走了……
Sitting in the car in the 60s, Erha thought, this should be regarded as a kind of fate between the young master and the little master.
当时坐在六十中的专车上,二蛤心里想着,这应该也算是一种冥冥中与令小主子的缘分了。
Either way, Erha feels it is more important to find the little master now.
不管怎么样,二蛤觉得现在先找到令小主子还是比较关键的。
It will amplify the sense of smell, and the eyes will eventually lock in the direction of the small world desert…
它将嗅觉放大,目光最终锁定在小世界荒漠的那个方向……
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